After a lot of jealous lady's staring and Ted Cruz staring at trump and I making out, we brought it to our house. Who owns a golden condom?? Turns me on. I leaped onto my car fur covered and frog shit filled bed, and we started talking about Ted Cruz's leaked nudes and videos of him taking a dump. I started to get jealous when he talked about how wonderful it was to take them. "Well if you think he's great, you should see MY BODY." I ripped off the dirty rags covering my flesh, and revealed my pepperoni nipples and hairy legs. Trump was drooling at my Italian features, and immediately ripped off his clothes revealing his hot dog dick and cheese square nipples. We both immediately began eating each other's food features off.
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FanfictionThis is by the people called rylie and possibly Julia. It is for mature audiences and you need an imagination to read it. BYE.
