BABIES

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Eventually I started to puke some more in Trump's mouth and he still enjoyed it. 29 minutes later a baby emerged from my forehead and there was blood and guts and cat fur everywhere. It was ok because trump patched me up with a golden band-aid and a kiss. In total we had 13 1/2 babies, 7 boys and 6 1/2 girls. All of them were golden orange with silvery blonde toupés. The girls were golden orange with orange cat fur in various places and silvery blonde dreads. The boys are named Hitler, Trumpybabysugartits, Emmyisn'tpayingattention, Danhowell, Phillester, Julwashere, and Rylieissittingnexttome. The girls are named Yumyummycatfur, Ilovetøp, ○○|||{{}} €£¥¥ (pronounced Susan), frenchfrybaby, Emmyisdrawing, Iamtrash, and Trumpisgayandlovestedcruz. I LOVE MY BABIES!!!!!! AND THEIR NAMES ARE PERFECT!!!!

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