The Friend Zone - Every Guy's Hell

Chapter 1

After I kicked the slut, Ally or Amber or something, out of my bed I quickly took a shower, got dressed and started heading to school, same as yesterday. My schedule was always the same on weekdays.

1. Wake up

2. Kick slut out

3. Get ready for school

4. Go to school

5. Come back from school

6. Do homework

7. Find new slut and... well you know the rest.

That's pretty much it. I was, am and always will be, at least until I graduate, the most popular and amazingly sexy player of Richland High School. I know what your thinking, Richland? That sounds like some rich person town or something. Not true, not many rich people live here, who would want to. It's basically a desert. The atom bomb was built around here, so everything's called atomic something. There's the atomic arcade, atomic bowling and a lot more. Everything else is named after the Columbia River, Including the mall, which isn't even in Richland it's in Kennewick. See there's three towns right by each other called the Tri-Cities, Richland, Kennewick and Pasco. Anyway, since the atomic bomb was built here pretty much all the houses were built for the army people or whatever, luckily I live in one of the biggest ones, a F house. Yup they're all named after letters. My house was built for a captain or something, I don't know. Anyway I pretty much live in the most driest, most boring, unless your into history, town in Washington state.

So now that I'm done ranting about my stupid town I better go to Lainy's house. Lainy's my best friend, we walk to school together all the time.

I head up her porch steps and knock in the door. Lainy's mom answered, "Hey Nick, Lainy's in her room."

I hurry up stairs to Lainy's room and knock on her door, she didn't answer so I just walked in.

Lainy was laying on her bed peacefully, her bright red hair was spralled across her pillow, her plump pink lips slightly open. She had a habit of kicking her pants off in her sleep, so her thin body was only covered by a tight tank top and boxers, my boxers. She also had a habit of stealing my boxers, not that I cared. She looked beautiful. Yeah, I just thought that, I've liked Lainy since 4th grade. We met in chess club, yeah I was a nerd, not anymore, but Lainy still is a cute little book worm. Ugh. What am I thinking, she doesn't like me.

"Wake up Lainy, you little nerd." I pushed her shoulder, she stirred.

"Five more minutes." She whines and presses her face further into her pillow. I decide to resort to drastic measures.

"OMG Elaine you got a F on the test!" I squealed in a high-pitched girly voice. She immediately sat up and glared at me, yawning then shouting in my face, "Don't call me Elaine!" Then as I was expecting she slapped me, hard. Lainy was always a violent person, but she was hot as hell when she was angry.

"Whatever just wake up it's 7:30 already." I told her and headed down stairs for breakfast, I always eat breakfast at Lainy's house. I can't cook for my life and my parents are always gone on business trips.

"Hey Mrs. B." I greeted Lainy's mom, her last name is Brodaczynski, but no one really knows how to pronounce it. Well I can, bro-duh-zin-skee, I once spent hours being lectured by Lainy on how to say it right. She likes lecturing, a lot. Once she kept lecturing me on how I should speak spanish because I'm half Mexican. So I learned some, tú madre, tú cara, que es lo que dijo, ¿puedo tener sexo con usted? [Your mom, your face, that's what she said, can I have sex with you?] {A/N I only know some spanish so it's probably not exactly right}

She wasn't super happy about that. She doesn't really like the fact that I'm a player, but I'm only a player because I need to forget her. I like, maybe even love her, and she's my best friend.

Lainy headed down stairs and grabbed her backpack. I thanked Mrs. B for breakfast and headed outside.

Once we got to school I headed to my locker and un-locked it, throwing my backpack in after grabbing my stuff for science class.

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At lunch I couldn't find Lainy, I figured she was probably at the library again. She loves reading, a little to much if you ask me.

Since I had nothing to do after lunch, because I had free period I found some random slut in the hallway and dragged her to the bathroom. Most people would use the janitors closet, but I knew for a fact that Mr. Rodriguez and Mrs. Anders were having 'dirty time' in it. Pervy teachers! Anyway I dragged the blonde slut into a bathroom stall and well... you know the rest.

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After having 'fun' with the slut I sent her off and went looking for Lainy.

I finally found her at the end of school, she was crying in the parking lot. I walked over to her. "What's wrong Lainy?" I asked.

She sniffled and groaned, "Nothing, just some bitches, nothing I can't handle."

"It doesn't look like your handling it." I replied, patting her back.

"Shut up! It's not like you care!" I was shocked how could she think I didn't care?

"What the f*ck are you talking about?" I practically growled.

"A-a-amber said y-you were only being friends with me because you feel bad for me because I'm such an ugly bitch." What the F*CK! Amber? The slut I f*cked last night?

"She was lying. I don't wanna be your best friend, I wanna be more than friends.

She looked shocked for a moment before asking, "Like mega best friends?"

"No like, I wanna be your boyfriend."

She hesitated then said, "Nick, you know I don't like you like that."

"Umm, ok then." There was an extremely awkward silence.

"Let's just be friends."

"Sure." I replied, angry at myself for ever thinking she would say she liked me too. I ended up walking home alone, I didn't really want to see Lainy. I was pissed off, super pissed off.

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Sucky I know.

Video: Let's Just Be Friends by Alex Lewis

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