Elena: Who would you fuck, marry, and kill? Harry, Louis, or Zayn?
Anna: Fuck Zayn, marry Harry, and kill Louis
Elena: Why would you kill Louis wtf
Anna: Because that's the game
Anna: Let's keep playing, I like this game
Elena: I'd fuck Zayn and let Harry and Louis get married then kill the bitch who made me go through that
Anna: Damn savage
Elena: Lol
Anna: I would have never thought of that
Elena: Who else?
Anna: Obama, Harry, and a monkey
Elena: Wtf a monkey? Fuck Obama, marry Harry (because it rhymes :) ) and kill the monkey
Anna: Okay your turn
Elena: Ok Brendon Urie, young Johnny Depp, and young Leonardo DiCaprio
Anna: 😭😭😭
Anna: Fuck young Johnny, Marry Beebo, and kill young Leonardo
Elena: Lmao the sacrifice
Anna: That was a real struggle
Anna: Yoda, Clifford, Elmo
Elena: Ew Anna wtf
Anna: 😂😂😂
Anna: You gotta do it
Elena: Fuck it
Anna: No backing out
Elena: Fuck Elmo, Marry Yoda, and kill Clifford
Elena: 💀💀💀💀
Anna: Omfg 😂😂😂
Anna: I cried, literally
Anna: This was too much
Elena: t-.-t
Anna: Hahaha this game is awesome
Anna: Okay your turn
Elena: Diego (Dora's cousin), the red M&M, and Winnie the Pooh
Anna: Fuck Diego, marry Winnie, kill red
Elena: Ok no more kid cartoons
Elena: 🙅🙅🙅
Elena: I'll fight you
Anna: Whyyy it makes it funnier
Elena: Ugh hug
Elena: Ignore the hug part lmao
Anna: 😂😂😂
Elena: Just go
Anna: Ok
Anna: Caillou, The Penguin (Batman), the Joker (Batman)
Elena: Fuck the Penguin, marry the Joker, and kill Caillou cuz I'll go to jail if I fuck or marry him
Anna: Hahaha 😂😂😂
Elena: Lol ok Tinky Winky (Teletubbies), the red Wiggles dude, Barney
Anna: Fuck red Wiggles, marry Barney, kill Tinky Winky
Elena: Lmao
Anna: Hahaha
Elena: Your turn
Anna: Okay hmmm
Anna: Your next door neighbor, Michael Jackson's corpse, your dog
Elena: Omg shit got creepy
Anna: Hahaha, you know me
Elena: I'll fuck my neighbor, marry my dog but no naught shit 🙅, and re-kill Michael Jackson 💀
Anna: 😂😂😂😂
Elena: Harry from Yellow, current Harry, and Harry from After
Anna: Fuck Harry from After, marry Harry from Yellow, kidnap current Harry
Elena: Heeeeeyyyyy that's not an option 🙅
Elena: But same
Anna: Fine kill current Harry
Anna: 😭
Elena: RIP Harry 😪
Anna: Okay my turn
Elena: Mhm
Anna: Freddy Krueger, Chucky, IT
Elena: Fuck Freddy cuz he seems kinky af 👅😏, marry Chucky cuz his ass never dies, and kill IT like no please
Anna: Omfg you would 😂😂😂
Elena: LMFAO 😂💀
Elena: I'm being honest yo
Anna: The "kinky" killed me
Elena: No lie though I always think about that when I watch those movies
Anna: When you watch horror movies?
Elena: When I watch A Nightmare on Elm Street
Anna: You kinky hoe
Elena: 😏👅Lmfao
Anna: Lmfao
Elena: 😊
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Instagram Conversations
HumorIt's self explanatory. They are conversations through Instagram between two friends with a whole lot of sarcasm.