Fuck, Marry, and Kill

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Elena: Who would you fuck, marry, and kill? Harry, Louis, or Zayn?

Anna: Fuck Zayn, marry Harry, and kill Louis

Elena: Why would you kill Louis wtf

Anna: Because that's the game

Anna: Let's keep playing, I like this game

Elena: I'd fuck Zayn and let Harry and Louis get married then kill the bitch who made me go through that

Anna: Damn savage

Elena: Lol

Anna: I would have never thought of that

Elena: Who else?

Anna: Obama, Harry, and a monkey

Elena: Wtf a monkey? Fuck Obama, marry Harry (because it rhymes :) ) and kill the monkey

Anna: Okay your turn

Elena: Ok Brendon Urie, young Johnny Depp, and young Leonardo DiCaprio

Anna: 😭😭😭

Anna: Fuck young Johnny, Marry Beebo, and kill young Leonardo

Elena: Lmao the sacrifice

Anna: That was a real struggle

Anna: Yoda, Clifford, Elmo

Elena: Ew Anna wtf

Anna: 😂😂😂

Anna: You gotta do it

Elena: Fuck it

Anna: No backing out

Elena: Fuck Elmo, Marry Yoda, and kill Clifford

Elena: 💀💀💀💀

Anna: Omfg 😂😂😂

Anna: I cried, literally

Anna: This was too much

Elena: t-.-t

Anna: Hahaha this game is awesome

Anna: Okay your turn

Elena: Diego (Dora's cousin), the red M&M, and Winnie the Pooh

Anna: Fuck Diego, marry Winnie, kill red

Elena: Ok no more kid cartoons

Elena: 🙅🙅🙅

Elena: I'll fight you

Anna: Whyyy it makes it funnier

Elena: Ugh hug

Elena: Ignore the hug part lmao

Anna: 😂😂😂

Elena: Just go

Anna: Ok

Anna: Caillou, The Penguin (Batman), the Joker (Batman)

Elena: Fuck the Penguin, marry the Joker, and kill Caillou cuz I'll go to jail if I fuck or marry him

Anna: Hahaha 😂😂😂

Elena: Lol ok Tinky Winky (Teletubbies), the red Wiggles dude, Barney

Anna: Fuck red Wiggles, marry Barney, kill Tinky Winky

Elena: Lmao

Anna: Hahaha

Elena: Your turn

Anna: Okay hmmm

Anna: Your next door neighbor, Michael Jackson's corpse, your dog

Elena: Omg shit got creepy

Anna: Hahaha, you know me

Elena: I'll fuck my neighbor, marry my dog but no naught shit 🙅, and re-kill Michael Jackson 💀

Anna: 😂😂😂😂

Elena: Harry from Yellow, current Harry, and Harry from After

Anna: Fuck Harry from After, marry Harry from Yellow, kidnap current Harry

Elena: Heeeeeyyyyy that's not an option 🙅

Elena: But same

Anna: Fine kill current Harry

Anna: 😭

Elena: RIP Harry 😪

Anna: Okay my turn

Elena: Mhm

Anna: Freddy Krueger, Chucky, IT

Elena: Fuck Freddy cuz he seems kinky af 👅😏, marry Chucky cuz his ass never dies, and kill IT like no please

Anna: Omfg you would 😂😂😂

Elena: LMFAO 😂💀

Elena: I'm being honest yo

Anna: The "kinky" killed me

Elena: No lie though I always think about that when I watch those movies

Anna: When you watch horror movies?

Elena: When I watch A Nightmare on Elm Street

Anna: You kinky hoe

Elena: 😏👅Lmfao

Anna: Lmfao

Elena: 😊

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