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Spider Problem

Elena: OMFG THERE'S A BLACK WIDOW IN MY DRAWER AND I ALMOST TOUCHED IT 😭😭😭😭😭

Anna: 😂😂😂😂

Anna: Did it scare you

Elena: THERE WAS SPIDER WEBS ON MY HANDS

Elena: OMFG

Anna: Lmfao then the answer is yes

Anna: Poor you

Elena: IDK WHAT TO DO, IT'S JUST THERE

Anna: It did the job for me, so props to it

Anna: Kill it!

Elena: FUCK YOU I HATE SPIDERS

Anna: Be a macho girl and kill it

Elena: I CAN'T IT'LL JUMP

Anna: Grab a chancla

Elena: Noooo 😭

Anna: I would kill it for you, but I'm far and with no car

Elena: I have to get close to it fuck no

Elena: Mother fucker

Anna: That thing is probably scared of you

Elena: OMFG IT MOVED

Anna: Careful, aren't widows poisonous

Elena: FUCK FUCK FUCK

Anna: My brother said they are

Anna: Don't let it bite you!!!

Elena: WHAT DO I DO?!?!

Anna: I'll be there by soul

Anna: Idk run

Anna: I say kill it, but you're scared

Elena: FUCKING SHIT

Elena: FUCK ME

Elena: FUCK THIS

Elena: Wtf

Elena: I'm not ready

Anna: Is everyone asleep

Elena: No I'm waiting for my brother

Anna: Where is it? Uuu take a pic

Elena: No wtf

Anna: I didn't know you were a weenie

Anna:

Anna: Oops, they're venomous not poisonous

Elena: FUCK YOU NO WTF DON'T DO THAT

Anna: At least it's not the grudge

Anna: Is it dead

Elena: Spiders are the worse

Elena: Yeah my brother's friend killed it for me

Elena: I threw away the whole thing

Anna: I'm fucking dead, you made my day 😂

Anna: It's tiny spider ghost is gonna come back and haunt you

Anna: For destroying it's precious life, poor thing

Elena: You're the worst I swear

Anna: I'm the best tf

Elena: Yeah right

Elena: Shit I'm scared to go by there

Anna: It probably had babies, they're probably roaming all around your drawer looking for justice

Elena: That's why I threw it all away fuck that

Anna: They could be in other drawers

Anna: You left them motherless 😱

Elena: Anna please stfu

Anna: I make all situations better

Elena: 😓😓😓😓

Anna: It's in the past you're okay now

Anna: I'm so motivational omg

Elena: I'd laugh but I'd rather punch you

Anna: Like no please, that will hurt

Elena: That's the point

Elena: 👊👊👊👊

Anna: Nah, I'm not up for that sorry

Elena: You'll regret the day!!!

Anna: I'll regret it if I don't send a box to you full of black widows and babies

Elena: I will seriously kill you with a fucking ax

Anna: 😂 you couldn't even kill a spider, but you can kill me yeah okayyy

Elena: Spiders scare me, you don't

Anna: Ouch that hurt