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Elena: AmaZAYN

Elena: Lmfao

Elena: I'm BriLIAM

Elena: *brilliant

Anna: I'm Harry

Anna: *hair

Anna: Hairy

Elena: You're a LOUser

Anna: You're in deNIALL

Elena: I live in deNIALL river 💁

Anna: 😂😂😂😂

Anna: Omfg that's great

Elena: I know right

Elena: I say it all the time

Elena: Whenever someone says in denial

Anna: That will go on your rip thing

Elena: My what

Anna: Headstone

Anna: I forgot the name for a sec

Elena: Lmao

Elena: I hope

Anna: I'll make it across the river

Elena: I'd probably have a joke on there too

Anna: Same

Elena: I'm glad to know you'll be in charge of where my tombstone is going to be located 💀😂

Anna: Lmfao you're welcome 😂

Elena: I saw a pic on tumblr that this lady had a recipe for fudge on her tombstone

Elena: That's goals

Anna: Wtf 😂

Elena: Lmfao

Anna: I would want the recipe for eternal power

Elena: I'd like the one for immortality and a dash of telekinesis

Anna: Ayyy 👌

Anna: I have a perfect funeral idea for me planned out

Elena: OMFG

Elena: Go for it!

Elena: Tell me!!

Anna: I had a talk with my mom about it lmao and okay

Anna: Okay so I want to be cremated...

Elena: Mhm

Anna: And I want my urn to be in the shape of a vampire coffin

Anna: In the color black, shiny af

Elena: This chick

Anna: And while everyone is mourning my beautiful soul, I want someone dressed as death standing all the way in the back watching and then coming to the front and taking the urn

Elena: LMAO

Anna: And while death is doing that, I want the song "Highway to Hell" playing

Elena: BRUH I'M DEAD 💀😂

Anna: And then someone dressed as jesus comes and fights with death, and jesus wins, grabs the urn makes a run for it, while the song "Stairway to Heaven" plays

Elena: Dude wtf

Elena: Most girls your age plan their weddings

Anna: I'm not most girls lol

Elena: You are over planning your funeral

Elena: That's the longest song ever jesus

Anna: I know haha, it will give people time to process what just happened

Elena: "I'm not most girls" is legit a line from a fic I've read 💀

Anna: I know, that line is so cliché

Elena: That'll be a dope ass funeral

Elena: I expect an invitation

Anna: Thanks, your invited

Elena: Fo sho

Elena: Can't wait

Anna: Uuu, everyone's invitation should be black, and have like a sarcastic comment or a death joke or something

Elena: Like knock knock. Who's there? Not Anna cuz she's dead

Anna: 😂😂😂 yesss

Elena: I'll be in charge of your invitations lmfao

Anna: 👌 Alright, that will be your job

Anna: And then years later whoever kept my urn, and doesn't want it anymore cuz it's creeping them out, I want them to take the ashes out and put it in a firework for fourth of July, or make a lush bomb

Elena: Ew wtf they're going to get an infection in their vajayjay if they use that lush bomb

Anna: Ewww wtf man, I didn't think too far ahead

Elena: Good cuz I don't do bad puns for just anyone

Elena: Gotta be realistic man

Anna: Hahaha fine, we'll stick to fireworks

Anna: And play "Light 'Em Up" by Fall Out Boy

Elena: Ayyy your funeral is going to be lit 😂👌

Anna: Hell yeah

Elena: I just told my mom that I want my ashes thrown at a 1D concert 💀

Anna: Lmfao 😂

Anna: The only lit party I'll ever have

Elena: And you won't even be there 💀

Anna: I'll be there by spirit

Anna: Ghost me will be there

Elena: OMFG that reminds me of a Harry fan fiction

Anna: How lmfao

Elena: The part where you said you'll be at your funeral in spirit yeah I read a reallyyyyy good Harry fic like that

Anna: Ayyy that's cool, what is it called

Elena: I forgot 😭

Anna: Wooow

Elena: Let me go look

Anna: Ok lol

*7 minutes later*

Elena: OMFG I found it

Elena: ASKNSHXNSKZMJZIWL

Anna: Yayyyyyy

Elena: It's called Phantom

Elena: It's beautiful 😪

Anna: Uuu I like it already just cuz the title

Elena: It's really good

Elena: Oh dude and read Poison that story will fuck you up in the end

Anna: Noted, I'll make sure to read both

Elena: Good 👌

Elena: I should read those again

Elena: It's been 2 years 😪