Hey Sugar /Guns N Roses

2-so who did you sleep with

"Hey Axl, popcorn pissed himself" the dark curly haired man (who I had found out goes by slash) yelled across the table towards some ginger who was approaching where we sat.
"You can't even talk slash, we all know you've pissed yourself way more than I have" Steven bellowed from beside me, letting out a large belch after he spoke.
He was wearing his stained Jean shorts with pride now and if I wasn't under the influence I would be somewhat disgusted, but as of now, this whole situation was hilarious.
"Shut up that was once." Slash leaned on the table to glare at steven.
"More than once" the red head smirked before sitting down across from me with a can of beer in his hand.
"Who's this" the red head nodded towards me giving me a little wink.
"Uh" slash and steven both stared at me, probably realizing they hadn't exactly asked for my name yet.
"Astoria" I smiled slightly, glancing back at the redhead. He was kind of freaking me out with his intense gaze.
"Astooooooooria" steven spoke softly to himself.
Yep he was definitely on something..
"Pretty name" the ginger continued to stare and I was getting even more freaked out, mind you he was very attractive with all his sharp features.
Luckily Bella and that greasy haired guy came to my rescue.
"There you are ria" Bella giggled, clearly intoxicated while she made her way over to the table, the man following her closely.
"Hey babes" I laughed while watching her try to find a seat.
"You can sit here" the man beside her spoke while pulling out a pack of smokes from his pocket and pointing to a chair at the end of the table near slash.
"Thanks izzy" she giggled as she watched him light his cigarette.
Izzy and slash? these lads have weird ass names with the exception of steven
I watched as he sat down first and she got comfortable on his lap.
-
The night went on quickly. I had already lost count of the drinks I had consumed and apparently so had the guys. Slash had finished his jack Daniels hours ago and was now taking swigs out of the the red heads bottle of night train. Steven had told me previously that his name was actually Axl, which I found quite funny since I had never heard anyone with the name of Axl. Steven then told me that his real name was William but he didn't warn me that he hated going by that, so when I called him William as a joke, he freaked out a bit and started making fun of my name.
Yeah I got the notion that axl was a bit sensitive.
"One time I called him William and he stole my pack of smokes and put chili pepper juice on the filter of each one" steven whispered to me with a grim look on his face as if he was still scarred from it.

"Hey Axl can I have a sip" I beckoned for him to hand me his alcohol, remembering to use his 'proper name'
Axl handed me the bottle with a slight smirk and watched as I took a chug.
"Shit this stuff tastes like paint thinner" I sputtered out, squinting as the burning alcohol ran down my throat.
Axl, slash and steven were all laughing at me. Izzy and Bella were too enthralled in their make out session to even notice.
"It burns. Holy fuck" I coughed slightly.
" I love the pain" axl winked at me causing me to grimace slightly.
"How about we take this party back to our flat" slash slurred, draping an arm around me and giving my shoulder a small squeeze. Normally I wouldn't go home with complete strangers especially since the girl to guy ratio was a bit low, but it seemed that izzy and Bella were planning on going to the flat and I still had to make sure she was safe.
"You sure that's a good idea? I mean it's a bit gross in there" axl chuckled and gave slash a sarcastic grin while finishing the rest of his bottle.
"What can I say, I like it dirty" slash moved his mop of hair so that he could look over at me and give me a little smirk causing my cheeks to heat up slightly.
"In all seriousness though, it's not dirty. It's disgusting, I'm pretty sure duff shit in the sink the--"
Slash cut steven off by throwing his empty jack Daniels bottle at him and my mind wondered at who Duff was.
If I was sober, I would've cared more but honestly I just wanted to get out of this dingy bar and slash was getting more and more attractive as the night went on.
"Let's go" I cheered, standing up abruptly so that slash's hand fell from my shoulders and onto my ass.
"Well this is much better" I heard him whisper to himself and I couldn't help but giggle.
"I'll be right back" steven stumbled out of his seat.
"Don't leave without me because you know I get disoriented at night" he shouted back before disappearing into a crowd of people.
Slash was still sitting. His hand planted firmly on my butt and I couldn't help but roll my eyes and sit back down on slash's hand.
"Geez" slash pulled his hand out from under me and gave me a little smirk before sticking a cigarette between his plump lips and lighting it.
"Can we split it?" I turned and batted my eyelashes at him, placing a hand on his thigh.
"Here" he handed me his pack and I grabbed a smoke and placed it between my lips.
"I don't want any lipstick on mine." He chuckled.
I swatted his chest playfully and grabbed the lighter from his hand and lit the cigarette, puffing the smoke in his face.
"God you're sexy when you smoke" slash draped his arm around my shoulder again and pulled me in closer so that my head was leaning against his shoulder.
Steven finally appeared with a girl beside him, the same redhead that had asked me for some coke in the bathroom.
"He's got the right idea" I heard axl mumble before heading off into the crowd and coming back five minutes later with a busty brunette wrapped around him.
"Now let's go"
-
"Fuck sake it does smell in here" I covered my nose as we entered the tiny flat, turns out their flat was in the same building as mine and I was actually debating just going home. This place was a mess.
"I need to use the bathroom" I muttered to slash causing him to laugh.
"We did not think this through" he mumbled to himself while leading me through the trash covered hallway.
The bathrooms sink and shower were both destroyed and the toilet had a large chip out of it. It looked like an earthquake had hit it to be honest.
" enjoy" slash laughed as he shut the door behind me.
There wasn't toilet paper so I had to use a kleenex and I swear I saw a cockroach in the shower crawling down the drain.
I took one more bump off the toilet lid (yes I cleaned it as best I could before hand) and entered back into the hallway.
I made my way through empty pizza boxes and beer cans, even avoiding a few syringes before I made my way to the main room where slash was sitting on the mangy old couch with various stains on it.
"Slash let's go to mine." I made my way over to him, stepping over a bottle of vodka and a container of guitar picks.
"What's wrong with this?" Slash waved his arms around and I glanced around slightly.
I mean if it wasn't for all the trash and cockroaches or that fact that steven and the red head girl were already fucking on a mattress a few feet away, my drunk self would have been down. But I needed my bed.
"Come on I live on the forth floor."
I grabbed his hand and dragged him off the couch.
"Fine fine" he sputtered, chasing after me like a lost puppy dog.
-
"Fuck" I mumbled as I sat up in my bed. Shooting pain in my head and nausea was not the best thing to wake up too.
I looked over at my clock seeing it was 12:00 pm.
"Oh fuck" I repeated to myself again.
My shift starts at 1
I quickly got out of my bed, immediately feeling a lot colder considering I was only in my bra and underwear.
I ran to my closet grabbing a fresh pair of intimates and a baggy sweater.
"Damn" a raspy voice called from behind me causing me to swing my head around.
Slash was sitting up against my headboard wearing his top hat and nothing else.
At least I wasn't drunk enough to forget who I slept with
I thought to myself as I stared at him.
he was an attractive man there was no denying that, and let me tell you, he was good in bed.
I thought back fondly to last night when slash admitted to me on a drunken rampage that he was actually "quite the kinky guy" as he put it.
Let's just say Stevens ductape got put to good use.
I gave him a small smirk as I bent down to take my panties off.
"Round 2?" He glanced at me while wiping his eyes with his left hand which still had a piece of ductape around his wrist.
"I have work" I muttered, fully aware that he was watching me undress.
"Too bad"
He shrugged while getting up and grabbing his briefs from off the ceiling fan.
Don't ask how those got there, even I don't know.
I quickly pulled a sweater over my head and grabbed a pair of track pants before grabbing my smokes off my art desk and walking towards the kitchen.
Mine and Bellas flat was the same layout as the guys flat, it was just much cleaner and much better smelling.
"Want some toast?" I called back towards my room where slash was changing.
"Sure" he called back as I stuck two pieces in the toaster. I made some time to grab some pain relievers and some water and chugged those down quickly.
Hopefully my headache would go away.
The toast popped just as slash exited my room wearing the same pants from last night.
" do you own any shirts?" I commented while buttering the toast and putting some jam on mine.
"Yeah" he scoffed, eating his toast with just butter.
" What do you want me to wear one of yours or something?" He shot back with his mouth full.
"Hey I wasn't complaining" I raised my hands in defense and gave him a smirk.
"I know you love this" he gave me a quirky smile as he motioned towards his abdomen with his hand.
"Right" I grinned.
"Okay well you got to go because I have to leave for work and I don't trust you in my home alone." I shrugged getting a grunt from slash in return.
"He can come with me"
Slash and I both turned to see Bella draped over Izzy at the entrance of her room. Her dark brown hair cascading over her bare chest so that nothing could be seen.
"Damn izzy, get it in" slash cheered causing Bella to giggle softly while izzy rubbed circles on her arm with his thumb.
"Fuck off" I could see the corners of his mouth twitching slightly into a smile before he went back to looking bored again.
"I'll see you later izzy" Bella smiled up at him and he bent down to give her a soft kiss on the lips.
God I'm really going to be sick
-
My shift was going as slow as ever and my hangover wasn't exactly subsiding.
I tapped my pencil on the counter as I heard the bell ring indicating a customer had arrived.
I work at a convenience store which either means little kids buying candy or sixteen year olds trying to buy cigarettes with their brothers old ID.
This customer was a blonde. He was tall, pretty lanky but he wasn't overly skinny. He was wearing a black blazer and a pair of leather pants and he had on a pair of aviators.
He looked pretty rough for wear and his bleached hair was flying everywhere.
I watched as he sauntered over to the payphone and pulled a quarter from his tight pants and placing it in the coin receiver.
He dialed a number and waited, standing with his hand on his hip.
I almost burst out laughing at his sassy pose but I held my hand over my mouth to stop me.
"It's me"
He spoke, his voice wasn't really deep but it wasn't high pitched either. It was smooth and different.

"What do you mean you don't know who it is you ass hat? It's duff! I swear steven sometimes I wonder about you"

Duff, where had a heard that name before.

"Put slash on the phone"

Slash?

"Yeah I need to talk to him"

"I don't care how your day has been Steven, just put slash on the phone I only have one fucking quarter"

"No I won't buy you a Dr pepper"

"Just ask slash what--"

"No listen steven, ask slash what cigarettes he--"

"Fuck!" he slammed the phone on the receiver, running a hand through his messy hair, while his other hand dug into his pockets probably looking for another quarter.

To be honest it was quite amusing, watching him struggle.
I wanted to ask him if the slash he knew was the same guy that I had fucked last night. Surly it was, I don't think there was many people who go by the name of slash here in LA.

Duff--duff--where had I heard that name before..?
I found myself pondering trying to figure out why that name sounded familiar and that's when I finally remembered.
BINGO
"Duff is the one who shit in the sink!" I chuckled to myself.
"Who told you that"
Turns out duff was standing in front of me when I had said that, I hadn't even noticed him walk up to the counter.
I glanced up at him.
Taking him In, yeah he was quite tall, attractive too, even with messy hair and a grimace on his face. His eyebrows were dark and angled and his nose was long and quite cute.
"Steven said that last night" I looked up at him from across the counter, trying to stifle my laughs.
"Of course it was steven" Duff let out a long groan and leaned his head back as if he was debating his entire existence.
"Also slash smokes malboros" I commented, grabbing a pack from under the counter.
"Make that 4 packs. I'm on a smoke run and slash, steven and I both smoke like chimneys" Duff muttered while grabbing a Dr pepper from the shelf beside him.
"How the fuck do you know my band Mates?"
Duff questioned giving me an untrusted glance.
"You're in a band?" I scanned the four packs of smokes and watched as a smirk played onto his lips.
"So which one did you sleep with?"
I felt my face go hot. Was it that obvious?
" Oh I bet it was Axl..no wait-" Duff looked me up and down and let out a loud snort of laughter.
"It was totally slash wasn't it! He would so dig your dark hair and pale skin look"
"Oh you poor soul" Duff was holding his gut while laughing. His eyes squinting up as I stared at him,my cheeks burning with embarrassment.
I definitely should not have mentioned that I knew his friends somewhat.

"Your total will be $20.28"
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This is fun to write. I love duff haha. Comment snd like!!