Dat Boi X Reader

Meme time!

You woke up, feeling quite good. Sense it was 4/20, you had to praise the Meme God Pepe. So you decided to go make cereal, but made it lucky charms, and only eating the green marsh mellows. So after this was done, You watched Shrek. Your friends had gotten worried and decided to hit up your phone. They were worried that you hadn't watched Shrek yet, for they too, worship Pepe.

But of course you were prepared, already watched the movies. So now, it is time.... To go outside. While you may think "Holy shit, Im a meme worshiper, not a fucking brave boy (COUGH COUGH JONTRON REFERENCE)" It is part of the day of meme day. You must get with your friends and make memes together. So you are on your way. You dont drive because you still have quite a bit of time before you have to meet your fellow memers. You have to be at the park by 2:00, with it being 12:30, you decide to hit up an ice cream shop and order some mint ice cream.

As you make your way down the block, you see a person playing pokemon go. It disgusted you of how that game got so popular. Pepe didn't make that game, so something strange must be going on with that game. You decide to let it slide for now, and ask Pepe later about it. Though it is likely he wont respond, its worth a shot.

You get to the park in the center of town. its 1:30, so you decide to send a quick thanks to Dat Boi, the son of Pepe, for dankness of the memes. You sit down on the bench and eat the somewhat melted ice cream. Its currently 2 and you see your friends. There names Are Rosalynn, your best friend, Midnight and Edgelord. Midnight is a nick name, we usually just call her Midna, Edgelord is well... an Edgelord.

So you meet up and head back to Rosalynns home. You get there and sit down....

(A/N: Alright so this isn't gonna be a serious book, its gonna be filled with jokes. But it will be updated maybe 4 days a week. Im in school now, but Im sure I can handle this. This will mainly be a joke to my friends. But feel free to comment or shit. Idgaf about what you say/do unless its criticism. Feel free to tell me tips, since I am fairly new to writing. Just know this wont be as serious as other books I plan on writing. Ty! Boi Boi my loyal subjects of savagery!!)