Dat Boi X Reader

OH SHIT

It was 3:30, Edgelord still was giving you this look, it seemed to give you chills. You had a made a picture of where you made Newt jumping off the wall while it had sad airhorn music in the background. It was playing the Titanic theme song or shit. You really didn't know. Rosalynn was in the middle of a Karkalicious meme. My god did that ass really come out. But the rest of it was fucking shitty. His arms were basically squiggles and had a very unnatural unibrow. It was BOOTYful. Edgelord was making a uhh, you really didn't know. It looked liked Satan. Midna was doing a DHMIS meme. It was a Pesky bee in pokemon go, with Duck at the bottom saying "Pesky Bee my ass."

By the time it was 4, you had made 3 memes. Midna made 2. and Edgelord and Rosalyn did 4. You gathered back around the meme circle, you each had gone in your own direction to meme shit up. "My memes are fucking edgy." You say, Edgelord looks at them, and says yes they are. "Ok shut up Y/N, your memes aren't as good as mine." Midna says in a sassy tone. "You're right, they aren't as good as yours. There better than the mspaint shit smothered ontop of your otp in Mystic Messenger." You reply quickly, almost smuggly. Midna just looks at you like she just saw a demon.

"DAMN Y/N, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SAVAGERY." Rosalynn screeched, giving off many voices cracks at the end of it. It was 4:15, you and your friends make a circle of the memes and write a little note to go in the center. Your friends then wait for 4:20. When it happens you each play "Megolavania" Dank meme style on the airhorn and dab while doing it. Then all of a sudden, a blue light comes out from the center

It actually worked. Midna just found this on this idea on the internet, doing the circle shit and everything. Someone started to ride out from the pillar. OH SHIT WADDUP, ITS DAT BOI!!! You and your friends tremble beneath him. "boi's wth do you want m8. I was just gettin the shrek aftermath outta my ass you fuckers." He says obviously annoyed. Midna jumped up and yelled "ITS FUCKING TRUE M8. I MADE A STORY ABOUT YOU AND ITS TRUE!!!" Dat boi had a blank look on his face before he started to grow anxious.

Maybe this was the group he was looking for, after all this time. The prophecy is true. He looked at Midna, then Edgelord, then Rosalynn, then you. He bowed before you. "forgive me fam. I didn't mean to disrespect the higher order m8." Sweat started to drip down his forehead, he really didn't want to deal with her savageness today. You had a dumbfounded look on your face. "What? wth. You are literally a meme god, shouldn't I bow before you?" You say quizically, you weren't sure why the fuck, DAT BOI, would FUCKING BOW AND GLOW UP BEFORE YOU. "Oh shit waddup, you don't kno yet m8. Pepe needs a fucking unicycle up his ass to learn some responsiblity..." Dat Boi says, while Midna is in the background screeching that her story was true.

"Ok look m8's. You guys have a propechy. 4 meme hero's will defeat a villianous virus. It is stealing all of our purity, making its own memes. Its disgraceful, the leader's wont aknowledge our laws." Dat Boi begins to explain, but you get angry before he can finish. " So you want US to defeat a virus you cant? Thats fucking lazy, you might that unicycle out of your head. Because it's obviously messing your head fucking up. Otherwise its complete bullshit on how WE are supposed to serve your lazy asses." You say glaring at him, you have lost a little respect to the frog son of Pepe.

Dat Boi cringes, your savagery is too much for him right now. He just leaves, but gives Rosalynn a note before leaving.

(A/N: Ok guys Im sorry this took so fucking long to update. I dont have good access to wattpad on my phone, so I have to wait a week before I can even consider doing an update on that day. Plus with school going on, its getting tough to update. But I made an extra 200 words for this story to hopefully make up some of the time I was gone. I will update tomorrow, just SOME PEOPLE need to remind me. Bye my people, and be savage for me!)