As you and your friends all set down the crayons on paper like you are 6 year olds. Edgelord decided to actually speak about something that wasn't emo shit. "Alright fucktards. No Pokemon Go memes. You guys will mess with me if we do that. JUST BECAUSE IM ON TEAM VALOR DOESN'T MEAN IM HITLER. And I am severely triggered-" You cut her off, not wanting to listen to her rant. "Alright Alright! Calm your tits like god damn. So no Pokemon memes. NO MSPAINTING AN ALREaDY EXISTING MEME." Everyone nods their heads while Edgelord gives you a dirty look. You triggered her, and she will make you pay for it later. "OK I CALL HOMESTUCK MEMES!" Rosalynn calls. "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. YOU GOT THE FUN ONE." You screech. Midna just looks like she had a child that grew up to be some boring accountant. The disappointment was just coming off her in waves.
"Fine, I get the TMR Memes. I dont know shit yet because Im like only on the 10th chapter of the first book. BUT STILL." You say, trying to hurt Rosalynn in the most friendly-ish way possible for taking one of the most funniest fandoms to meme up. "BUT FAMMMMMMM." Rosalynn wails. She is afraid of what shit you will do to her fandom. She REALLY doesn't want you to fuck this up. "Yo can I get the unicycle out of my ass now? As well as my Opinions?" Midna says casually. "Why the hell did you leave it in there? I have several questions about how and why your ass spreads so much." You say. Your Savagery is just coming off and off. Sometimes people call you the Savage Queen. While you are never gonna be on that kind of level of Authority, its a fun and considerate thought to have.
"GUYS WE NEED TO MEME UP, ITS ALREADY 3 ASS HOLES, WE GOTTA SACRIFICE THEM BY 4:20" Edgelord screeched, She was actually worried. "Oh shit, cmon lets get to working my boi's."
A/N: Ok sorry guys, I've just been pretty sick lately. I haven't been able to update with school and shit. Hopefully you guys understand. I plan to update tomorrow so. Sorry If this chapter sucked. Just not feeling it rn. Well bye My Savage Subjects, and Be savage for me while I am to sick to roast someone enough for some ice.
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HumorOn April 20th, you had decided to go out with your friends, do the usual on the 4/20 day. But you got a surprise. Not only is an adventure gonna come, but romance.
