Dat Boi X Reader

Confusion isn't the best.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK." Edgelord yelled. Midna finally calmed down enough to actually sit her ass down. "Okay so wait, what the actual fuck?" You say, confused on what the fuck happened. You were still mad about what had happened. Rosalynn was just kinda standing there, almost on the verge of tears. "Yo, are you okay?" Midna asked, and Edgelord went straight to her. "Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. It's just that Dat Boi handed me a note, and our hands brushed." Rosalynn stammered, staring at her hand. "BOI ITS JUST A FUCKING HAND BRUSH. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY WASH IT BECAUSE HE COULD HAVE SOME WEIRD SHIT ON THERE." You yell, annoyed that Rosalynn still has a crush on this dude. Like seriously, he's a fucking frog. "Shut the FUCK UP!!" Rosalynn screams at you, but goes into the bathroom to was it off. Rosalynn hands Midna the note before leaving though. "Heyo it's addressed to Y/N. Cmon, lets read it." Midna says, doing a hand motion for you to come to her. You do as she asked, and look over her shoulder as she reads it aloud.

To Y/N, the next in line for the Savagery Throne.

You are the next in line for the Savagery throne. No one in the universe is as savage as you. The Savage Queen herself as chosen you, as her heir to the throne. That means that you are up with Pepe himself. Me, being his son, have some power. And being a Popular meme helps. But there's an issue. Pokemon Go. Sure, it's been forgotten, but I don't know for how long. You sensed that the game had something wrong. And Pepe got your prayer, and he has answered it. Though it's more like a cry for help than anything. You see, a virus is contained in the code of the game. It's purpose is to steal the meme god's and goddess's powers, and create their own. They already have Grumpy Cat. (She was a pussy anyways.) And Kermit. Rosalynn is the creator of the new meme. She will create a new and powerful meme, called #NotMyRodrick. This will create international outrage. Causing Pokemon Go to be forgotten. Midna will continue to make shitty fanfics about me. ("They aren't fucking shitty you little piece of shit-" Midna starts to criticize, but you cut her off.") That way, the people of the internet won't forget about the Meme Council. Edgelord will act as the trendsetter, creating more influence over people as her edgy tunes give her popularity. She will be the communicator of the group. You, Y/N, are the leader. You will fight with the virus, full on. Meet me in the Meme Dream tomorrow night, to talk more.

-Dat boi.

"Holy shit, this is not fucking good." You mumble. Everyone agrees, because it isn't good. Rosalynn got back in the middle of the letter. But understood most of it. "The Memeolution has begun." You say dramatically. *dramatic ass music. And panoramic shot.*