Kiss & Kill| ot4 C.A.L.M. ✓

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"Is it okay if I stay with you guys?

My boyfr- I mean Luke is being a dick.."

"Yeah it's totally fine babe."

"Actually it's not, I live here too."

Michael added.

Calum was glaring at him.

"Michael don't start.

You're the reason that he's here in the first place!"

Calum went to help Ashton move his stuff into his room.

"Cally!"

"What Michael."

"Come downstairs real quick."

"I'm busy!"

"Get your ass over here!

Oh but be careful for the stairs."

Crash.

Calum groaned as he walked down the stairs, he tripped and fell.

"What the fuck?

I'm going to need to get that fixed."

Calum got up and dusted himself off.

"Cal, i'm horny."

"That's not my problem."

"But you're my.."

Michael went as close to his ears as possible.

"Boyfriend."

"Why don't you go find Luke to go fuck you?"

"He's not important.

Please?"

"No.

Ashton is here."

Michael's eyebrows furrowed.

He huffed and got up.

"Well fine, I'll do it myself.

Clearly independent ass bitch."

a/n:*intense eyebrow wiggling*

Calum rolled his eyes.

Calum had to be with Ashton, and he actually preferred that.

"Well, we're heading out for ice cream!"

Ashton held Calum's hand as they walked towards the door.

"Hey Ashton have you ever got laid?"

Michael asked curiously.

"Well yes, I've been with Luke before."

"No, I mean by Calum."

"Well, I-"

"He wanted to wait."

Calum blurted.

Michael bursted out into laughter.

"Hey, don't laugh at him.

I love my Cally for waiting."

Michael quickly stopped laughing.

"You can't call him Cally only I can."

Michael stated.

"And why is that Michael?"

Calum asked, just to test him.

"Well, because-because you just can't!"

"Michael calm down we'll bring you back ice cream, jesus."

Calum started the car and and drove to the closest ice cream place.

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