As they pulled up to the big blue building in a 10 year old Honda Element, Sweden stepped on everyone to get out of the car first. He ran up to the building and smacked his tall frame into it and walked inside without a single scratch. He ran into the kids play area and shoved a few balls from the ball pit into his pockets. Then he went over to the silverware section and grabbed a bunch of spoons. He climbed into one of the beds nearby and began to spoon the spoons. Finland walked over and tried to make him let go of the spoons but they were already scooping Swedish meatballs. Denmark took Norway and some butter back to the car to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . Iceland walked over to the candy display and shoved some sweet Finnish licorice into his pants. Finland was pulled into bed with Sweden and later had to get a spoon surgically removed from his... well... an area where a spoon shouldn't exist... And that is the 8th IKEA sweden was banned from.
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