Harry Potter around the world

BellaLand- chap.4

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I was silent for about a minute, I was completely bewildered at  our dumbness. How could I have not thought of Apparating?

"Um...yeah, great idea, Hermione." I don't think I sounded very enthusiastic.

"Oh yeah! How could we have not thought of that earlier!" Ron did sound very enthusiastic.

"Well, let's go, then!!" Hermione sounded very enthusiastic as well.

We held hands and thought hard about California. We were finally going Disneyland! Woohooo! I was so happy and excited! I really wanted to go in the biiig beautiful castle.

Apparating is very uncomfortable and weird, but hey, it was worth it. This is Disneyland!

Wooosh! And there we were; but, seeing as we didn't know exactly where Disneyland was and what it really looked like, we just Apparated in Sacramento, the capital city of California. 

"So, uh, Hermione, what do we do now?" Asked Ron.

"Well, we ask for directions, duh!" She's nice (detect the sarcasm here).

"Ok, ok, no need to avada kedavra me!" 

She went to some random stranger and asked him where Disneyland was. He laughed and asked her if she thought she was still a child. She swore for a while and had her wand against his neck, as if it was a knife. He thought just it was a bit of wood; and laughed. Wrong decision. She hexed him; and ran away. I know, I was surprised too.

"Wow, Hermione! Why did you do that though? I mean that was a bit sad." Ron said.

"Oh, shut up you!" She was getting grumpier by the minute.

After 5000 hours of asking people where this stupid thing was, we finally got directions. We would have to walk for one whole day. Just my luck.

"Harry, you're the Boy Who Lived! Walking should not be a problem for you!" Exclaimed the Grumpy Witch.

"Oh, shut up you!" I said mimicking her voice.

So we walked for a few hours, and the carrot finally speaks...

"Have you got any food Gee- uh, I mean Hermione? I'm starving."

“You always are." I muttered.

"Ron you already ate all your stack of food! And your secret sweet stash! I don't care, you're not finishing mines. You’ll just have to wait until we get there to buy food." She was grumpy. Again. And she wasn't even wearing the horcruxe necklace thingy. We didn't wanna be grumpy, so  we put it our bags. Duh.

"How did you know about my secret stash?" He sounded surprised.

"You were stuffing your face with it and we all had the same food; the stash was the only thing we didn't have."

"Oh." He let out a nervous laugh.

Well, after a while; we got there. Wooohooo! I was so happy and excited! We went under my amazing Invisibility Cloak and some three tickets. Of course we weren't gonna pay. Hemione was practically crying.

"OMG, but isn't that, like, stealing?"

"Yeah, pretty much, and shut up for a bit. “she was starting to get on my nerves. Well, not starting, continuing.

It was beautiful. The castle was better than in the adverts. Even Ron seemed amazed. Hermione didn't. I bet she was born here. Lucky piece of shit.

Next to the caste, on the bin, there was some wrinkled bit of yellow-ish piece of paper. And what a coincidence that I went over and picked it up. It was a.. treasure hunt map.. for the horcruxes! But it didn't say where they were. There was a note at the back:

Meet me at the back of the caste.

What? Was that it? What castle? Hogwarts, or this one? Probably the Disney one. Who was this? Confusion.

 OhhEmmGee! I could not believe our luck! I skipped over to the Geek and Carrot and told them about the happy news (no, Ginny hadn't given birth, I'm still talking about the treasure hunt map thingy).

"I don't know, Harry.. it might be a trap..." She was a geek, and yet, she never knew.

"Well, it's not like we have any clues." The Carrot gave his opinion for once.

"Totally! See! Even Carr-Ron agrees with me!" Oops.

"Carron? Anyways, it could be a dangerous trap!"

"No, I don't care we're going!" I tried to sound like a whining child. It worked. 

"Fine. But when the stoopid Boy Who Lived Dies, don't blame me." She sounded very annoyed.

"Well, I wouldn't be able too. I'll be dead. “I wanted to slap her on the dead. Stooopid.

We went to the back of the castle .Pushed 777 (what a coincidence! Only 7s) people to get there, but we got there eventually.

On my right hand-side, there were two people under the shade of a tree... doing whatever it is a personal brand of heroin and a fairy should do at Disneyland. I mean, it was worse than the fake Harry and Hermione dancing in the tent in Hp7part 2. Yup, that's how bad it was.

Anyways focusing on the mystery helper (I was convinced it was a helper); I searched for someone. I don't who...I guess Dumbleodre's ghost, maybe. Well, Sirius had one.

But at the back of the castle was...

Bellatrix Lestrange.