1. Rumpelstilskin is NOT the new host of "Deal or No Deal"
2. I am not allow to ask Killian aka Hook how he likes being gagged and tied up
3. Neverland is NOT gay hideout/getaway
4. NY pizza NEVER LIES!
5. I shall never again ask Killian if he wants Jell-o
6. I am not to replace Regina's red apples with green
7. The Henry we have here, is a crackhead
8. I will not ask Red how she likes her Peter, raw or cooked
9. Eventhough he is good, The Dark One is still The Dark One not The Light One
10. I will never have Prince Charming and Rumpelstilskin have a leather clothes duel to the death
