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11. In puppet form, I will not ask August Booth aka Pinocchio, if he wants to volunteer as a firefighter

12. Remind me not to give Mr. Gold facial cream...

13. Mr. Gold is NOT King Midas

14. Emma is our savior but not our lord and savior, Jesus Christ

15. I am not allow to ask Jefferson what is up with him and his hats

16. With his hooked hand. I will not ask Killian how he masturbates

17. What is Mr. Gold's first name???

18. Mulan does not give out cross dressing tips

19. Rearrange my books, I'll rearrange your face

20. Never put the Sandman and Aurora in the same room together

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