All About EJ

Scene 1

*Bell rings*

*sees a pool of kids in the hallway*

EJ: excuse me get out my way *pushes people out my way*

Random girl: boy you rude say excuse me bitch!

EJ: I did clean your ears and you can hear. Also I'm not rude. Your mother is rude for letting you come out the house looking like a bum.

Random girl: excuse me?

EJ: did you fart spray some of that cheap perfume you have. *walks away*

EJ narrates: Was poppin bitches I'm Eric but do not call that shit. Call me EJ son. I'm from the crazy city Baltimore. My mom and dad really not from here. They moved up here to get away from some of our family members. (they're crazy ok) As you see I'm a shady Ass Nigga and I don't care. I hold my tongue for nobody. I mean that's how I grew up. Don't take shit from nobody.

*EJ walks in and goes to his seat and sees someone sitting in his seat*
EJ: excuse me but can you move out my seat?

???: we got assigned seats?

EJ: yes now can you move please.

???: don't gotta be rude shawty but ok. *gets up and sits behind EJ*

EJ narrates: this boy really trying it. Why is he sitting behind me like?

*everyone comes to their seats and sit down*

*bell rings*

Mrs. Sharon: OK class we have a new student today his name is Raheem.

Raheem: wassup y'all.

Random boy: he sound like one of them fuck boys from ATL.

EJ: yet you get your ass beat everyday and you calling someone a fuck boy? Be quiet.

Random boy: how about you mind your business.

EJ: isn't that why you get dragged? Because you can't mind your business? I'll wait.

Mrs. Sharon: ENOUGH! be quiet now ok? So class I want you all to get a partner and pick a celebrity and do a bio on their life.

EJ: I CALL BEYONCE NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT.

Raheem: damn that was quick.

Mrs. Sharon: find a partner.

*everyone gets up and looks for a partner*

Random girl: EJ you wanna be mines?

Raheem: I'm his already.

*EJ gives him the bitch really look*

Random girl: well my bad then *rolls eyes and walks away*

EJ: excuse me but who are you to be doing that?

Raheem: I'm Raheem now let's get this shit started boy.

EJ: look here I don't who you think I am but I'm not none of them hoes you talk to in ATL ok?

*Raheem laughs*

EJ narrates: I know he's not laughing what's funny bitch?

Raheem: calm down man ok just chill I'm not trying to get you mad at all bruh.

Mrs. Sharon: be quiet you're too loud.

EJ: everyone else is talking. That lime green on your head loud and I didn't say nothing about it

*everyone laughs and Raheem laughs louder them everyone and acts Extra*

Mrs Sharon: EJ Raheem leave. Get out my class you can go to ISS.

Raheem: OK Mrs. Lime.

EJ: in that green dress looking like a bottle of Sprite.

*the class laughs again*

*EJ and Raheem leaves the class laughing*

Scene Ends.............