Dennis AKA Bubba in MM
EJ narrates: OK you guys are probably wondering. Who is this Bubba person? Well he's my ex. He was such a good person at first but he got too controlling and he was cheating on me. Let's take a look
Summer 2015.........
At the mall......
EJ: this boy taking forever *looks at phone* OK I'm leaving fuck this shit.
*Bubba calls EJ and EJ picks up*
EJ: where the fuck are you?!
Bubba: CHILL OUT IM COMING DAMN
EJ: you know what fuck that I'm leaving fuck this Sam let's go.
Bubba: boy stay yo ass at the mall.
EJ: nah you can entertain the bitch you with right now. Don't say you not because I hear him in the background. *gets in taxi with Sam*
Bubba: I'm not with no bitch I stop texting his ass.
EJ: Bubba.... WHY YOU LYING?!
Bubba: LYING ABOUT WHAT?!
EJ: ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES YES OR NO?!
ARE YOU FUCKING THEM YES OR NO?!
Bubba: you know what fuck you.
EJ: BYE!!!!! *hangs up* I swear I'm tired of his ass.
At EJ's house.........
EJ: I'm telling you I'm done mom I'm done
Nia: I know you all new with the relationships but he's a person you should never bring home to mama.
*knocks on door*
EJ: I got it! *goes to door and opens it and sees Bubba* you lost?
Bubba: bruh let me in.
Nia: UHHHH I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH!
Bubba: how you doing Ms. James?!
EJ: why you here remember you said fuck me right?! So get off my porch.
Nia: HIT THE RODEEE JACK. DON'T CHU COME BACK NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE HIT THE RODE JACK AND DON'T CHU COME BACK NO MOREEEE!
EJ narrates: I swear this lady is a mess *laughs*
EJ: I'm tired of you tired of your bullshit.
Bubba: what you want from me?
EJ: the truth!
Bubba: OK.......... I was cheating. OK? I cheated on you. What was I supposed to do? I got needs I wasn't getting no ass so I had to get some.
*EJ punches Bubba in the face* get off my fucking porch.
Bubba: boyyyy I'll let that slide OK. I'll leave. When I come back you'll be mines. *walks off porch*
*EJ slams the door and runs upstairs and flops on his bed*
EJ: this some Fuck up shit. *tears fall down EJ Eyes*
*Nia comes in the room and sits by EJ and rubs his back*
Nia: it'll be OK baby it'll be OK.
EJ narrates: after that day I was over him. I refuse to get hurt over and over. So glad I moved on.
EJ's phone call..........
EJ: Ju-Juuuuuuu
Ju-Ju: heyyyyyy EJ how you doing?!
EJ: gorllllll I have tea bitch.
EJ narrates: oh by the way Ju-Ju from As Told By Ju-Ju is my cousin
Ju-Ju narrates: this author really slaying we'll be in and out of each other books Trust me
EJ: so I met this boy right...... He's cute or whatever.
Ju-Ju: bitch picture now.
*EJ sends a picture of Raheem*
Ju-Ju: OOOOOOOP GON HEAD BITCH.
EJ: *laughs* so how's you and Antwan?
Ju-Ju: who?
EJ: you know who.
Ju-Ju: I mean who's that? I only one that is a cheater!
EJ: *gasp* he cheated?
Ju-Ju: yes bitch while I was in the hospital. I'm still here but I met someone new matter fact let me send you a picture *sends pic of Hakim *
EJ: OOOOOOO look at you Ju-Ju.
Ju-Ju: I gotta call you later I gotta get some rest bye.
EJ: byeeee. *hangs up*
*knocks on window*
*EJ goes to the window and sees Raheem and opens it*
EJ: what the hell are you doing?
Raheem: can I stay here? My mom and dad arguing and they both drunk I dont wanna hear that shit.
EJ: yeah come on.
*Raheem climbs through the window*
*both of them lay down and fall asleep on the bed*
Scene Ends.........
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