Horrible Jokes and Puns

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I'm not Joshing around right now, you see. So my favorite type of food is Chinese. You better not chicken out before eating it. Get it, cause you know, General Tso's Chicken. Ok, no. MOVING ON. Jeez, I feel bad for the unbearable torture people are going to face while reading these... Man... Well, good luck.

Well, honestly, I need some puns to imPUNvise on. Giggity. Please help me... I need some ideas for some puns. Heck, I'll do a contest on who's pun is the best

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This should be enough, I will like to see your puns or jokes, preferably puns. 1 per person please. Make them good, I want good PUNNY puns unlike mine. The winners will be down below. Then, the ultimate contest! *insert evil laugh* The winners will face off again, each having one pun also. The winner gets a special advantage though (TBD). Man, I surprised I haven't got sued by a Tv show yet with the special advantage thing. Oh well! Good Luck to all that participate.

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That line took too long to make, Lol

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