"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
Why can't poor Slim sit? Does he have butt issues?
Eminem: Shady's crazy, but tonight Shady's rock-a-by baby.
Woah. What.
Marshall: But nobody wants Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver.
Gah! Whyyyyy.
Shady: B) 'cause I've been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt this random bizarre shit that works.
Whhhhhhhyyyyyy am I doing this.
*pushes them all into Tartarus*
Have a nice fall. To death. Hehehheheehh.
Dr. Dre: YOU FORGOT ABOUT DRE *runs and gracefully cannonballs into the hole*
Why.
