Dance With the Devil

Chapter 2

"Joey dear, why do you want...THAT one?" Joe's mom asked, pointing at me. I snapped at her, trying to bite her finger off. Agh. She pulled away just in time. Lucky bitch. I hissed, snarled and clawed at the cage that Joe put me in. I was putting on a real show. 

"He just fits my style." He said, scratching under my chin. His sister huffed.

"Of course he does." she teased. "I think he's great. After all, he doesn't seem to be trying to bite you at all. I guess you could say it shows that the two of you have a trainer to Pokemon connection. 

Joe leaned over to me and whispered, "I don't think this is working. I'm pretty sure we're gonna be stuck together." I shrugged and chewed on a Bunnelby leg I saved. It tastes like a Garbador's vag but whatever. I'm hungry and this is meat, I guess. Joe's mom gave him a bag and his sister shooed us out the house. As soon as I could, I unlocked the cage and hopped out. I pulled up Joe's pantleg and bit into his ankle as hard as possible. His warm, tasty human blood flooded into my mouth. "OW! What the fuck was that for!?" he yelped. I pulled away from his ankle. 

"You taste way better than any fucking Bunnelby." I reply, licking some blood off my worthless hands. "You know what a Garbador's vag tastes like? Cause it tastes the same as Bunnelby meat." Joe paused. 

"How do you know that?" He asked. 

"I don't. But it's salty and tastes like garbage. Put two and two together here, dick." I said as Joe sighed.

"Well, we're stuck together. Now what?" He asked.

"I don't fuckin know. What are we supposed to do? Jerk off?"

"What! NO!!!....well maybe- I dunno! Look, let's just go and figure out where the gym is around here." he stammered. He reached down and I slithered up his arm, sitting myself upon his shoulder like it's a throne. We walked through Route 1 and Aquacorde Town. What was the point of Route 1? That was a few feet difference! We walked past a fat hiker who looked like he wanted to stop us. We walked onto Route 2 and spotted a Youngster coming out of the woods. I hopped off of Joe's shoulder and at the sight of us, a wave of terror flooded over him. "Hey kid, where's the first gym?" Joe asked the frightened little lump of lunch. 

"DON'T EAT ME!" He cried, pointing at me. Joe looked down at me. 

"Kona, why are you wearing a grass skirt?"he asked. 

"How else would people recognize me? Plus I'm a hula dancer. Why the hell do you think I dance so much?" I asked, beginning to sway. 

"Where did that even come from...? You know what, never mind." he said, shoving the kid to the ground, getting ontop of him and pinning him there. "Where's the gym, kid? Spill it or Kona will spill your guts." He said calmly. I like this guy. 

"NO PLEASE! IT'S THROUGH THE WOODS, NEXT TOWN OVER!" He sobbed. Joe smiled and got off of the whimpering child, letting him stand up. I wrapped my vines around his ankles and tripped him back onto the ground. 

"Kona!? What are you doing!?" Joe yelled as I strangled the child. 

"Feeding!" I snapped. I bit into the child's neck, waiting for him to die. After a moment, he stopped breathing. I used my vines to carve into his chest and I dived in, eating my fill. When I burst out, I let out a screech like I was in that movie, Alien. 

"What the fuck!? You gonna fight the Predator next!?" He yelled. I chuckled.

"Right after I eat out Robocop." I said, pulling out the kid's wallet, looking at his trainer ID. "Youngster Joey. No one will miss him too much. All he had was a Rattata."

"We have to hide the body!" I hopped out of the child and Joey picked up the kid, burying him in the bushes. He tossed some dirt, leaves and stuff on him as I cut off the kid's fingers for snacks. Then I slithered my way back onto Joe's shoulder and we made our way through the forest. 

Next stop, the Viola's gym.