Dance With the Devil

Chapter 5

Thunder boomed in the distance as we walked onto the beach beside Amberette town.

"I hope u have an umbrella man..." Noname said. "Otherwise I'm gonna fucking rust"

"Oh nooo not rust! There can't be anything worse then that! How about STARVING huh?! I lost that little pipsqueak I wanted for din din because that stupid lady took it!!!" A large sand castle said, following us. I looked over at it. Sometimes I can't help but wonder how somethings are pokemon. Like garbage, slime, and now sandcastles.

"I feel ya bro." I said as I touched my stomach. I could really go for something to eat. Hell, even a Bunnelby sounds good right about now! And we all know that Bunnelbies taste like Garbador vag.

"Well good because this guy seems perfect!" Joe said as he telekinetically threw a timer ball at the sand castle. As it clicked I glared at Joe.

"Ok dude seriously you gotta stop that. Just ask them if they want to come along, you immense asshole!" I said. Joe sent out the pallossand and rolled his eyes.

"Pff...whatever...what's the point? I don't care...just kill me already." the Pallossand moped. 

"Wow...you're depressing. I'm gonna call you...Dirtnap." Joe said, smiling. The emo pallossand chuckled.

"Ok that was pretty good. I'm in!" said Dirtnap as it began to rain. I looked up to the sky. Wasn't the sky perfectly clear just a minute ago?

"JOE DUDE I'M RUSTING YOU ASS! GET UNDER THIS TREE!!!" Noname yelled as we all begrudgingly walked, slithered and scooted under the shade. I hissed to myself as I sensed a presence...

"Hello? Are you a trainer too?" A female voice said. It was nauseating how sweet and sincere it sounded.

"Uhh..." Joe said. He looked at me gnaw on Noname as he simply rolled his eyes. Dirtnap sat away from the tree, melting in the rain. "You... you could say that..."

"Quite the little gang you have going. My name is Chastity!" The girl said, holding her hand out to shake Joe's. I looked up and realized something. This girl was a Gardevoir! More importantly JOE WASN'T SNIPPY WITH HER! He took her hand and shook it, an odd look in his eyes. 

"You're that Gardevoir that I saw everyone laughing at on the news." Joe said with a smile as I hissed at him. Then I saw her, a little fenniken  with such a innocent look on her face. She was asleep on Chastity's lap next to a shiny Buneary. My heart skipped a beat as I hula danced over to her.

"Hey pretty mama, wanna take a ride on 2 different trains?" She tilted her head at me as Chastity, leaned over and slapped me in the nose! What a bitch!!

"My name's Joe. I can see you...uh...have nice hoodie..." Joe stammered as he looked at her damp hoodie, specifically right beneath her bitch neck. God I hate this green haired bitch so much already... Chastity and Joe listed out their teams as I simply grumbled, listened to Nameless struggle to keep dry and Dirtnap whine about life. When I saw her leave I slithered over to Joe.

"Crushing on her are we?" I asked with a smirk. Joe glared at me, his face flushed red.

"What?! No!" He replied with a blush.

"Oh I saw you staring at those tay-tays boy...hehe..." I teased him.

"Oh fuck off! I was looking at her choker!" He snapped as he grabbed me, setting me on his shoulder. He then Put dirtnap in a forcefield and levitated him with us and dragged a now sobbing Noname into Cyllage City.