Haikyuu!! Scenarios

#22 Cooking Class

This is an AU (Alternate Universe) where they are all on the same class in 1st year Class 3 of Karasuno High.

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Monday, Home Economics Class

Teacher: Okay class, I'll divide you into 5 groups. Your groupmates will be called cooking mates or partners. They will be the one to guide and teach you how to cook especially the begginers. I'll give you dishes and you'll help each other study and cook it. You decide who'll be your leader. Is that clear?

Everyone: Hai.

Teacher: *checks class record* *clears throat* When I call your name, stand up. Group 1 will be Akaashi, Azumane, Bokuto, Ennoshita and Haiba. Who will be your leader?

Bokuto: Ennoshita.

Akaashi: Ennoshita-san.

Asahi: Enno.

Enno: Okay?

Teacher: Okay. Next. Group 2 will be Hinata, Iwaizumi, Kageyama, Kamasaki and Kinoshita. Leader?

Anji: Hajime-san.

Kageyama: Iwaizumi-san.

Iwa: Sigh.

Teacher: Next. Group 3. Kozume, Kuroo, Narita, Nishinoya and Oikawa. Leader?

Oikawa & Kuroo: Kuroo-chan/Oikawa

Narita: Uh... Kuroo.

Noya: Kuroo

Kenma: Kuro.

Kuroo: Arghh.. Fine.

Teacher: Group 4. Sawamura, Shimizu, Sugawara, Tanaka and Terushima. Leader?

Suga & Daichi: Daichi/Suga

Tanaka: Suga-san.

Terushima: Daichi-san.

Shimizu: Sugawara.

Suga: Okay.

Teacher: Last group. Group 5. Tsukishima, Yachi, Yaku, Yamaguchi and Yamamoto. Who will be your leader?

Yamamoto, Yamaguchi, Yachi: Yaku-san.

Yaku: Okay.

Teacher: Tomorrow, you will make a dessert or snack like vegetable salad or sandwich. You decide. I'll give you 20 minutes to plan. You may now go to your groupmates.

Everyone stood up and went to their assigned group place.

Group 1:

Enno: So, any ideas?

Lev: Ham and Egg sandwich will do.

Bokuto: Lets add some chips.

Enno: Well, that's not a nice pair.

Bokuto: Oh.

Lev: How about ham shake?

Asahi: That's g-gross.

Akaashi: How about a sandwich with ham, cheese and lettuce?

Enno: Nice idea.

Bokuto: Lets add banana juice.

Lev: I agree!

Enno: We're okay then. Here are the things to bring. Be sure to bring them tomorrow.

Everyone: Hai.

Group 2:

Anji: Lets make a carrot sandwich and shake.

Iwaizumi: That's too much carrots Anji.

Anji: Please add carrots and turnips in our dish.

Iwaizumi: Fine. So, any ideas?

Hinata: Meat.

Kageyama: Milk and Yogurt.

Kinoshita: Uh... Mayonaise and Ketchup?

Anji: That's it! Vegetable salad! We need a big plate with dividers and a container of sauce in the middle. Lets add carrots, turnips, letuce and corns.

Hinata: And tortilla chips!

Anji: Nice one! *high five*

Kageyama: What about milk and yogurt?

Anji: Uh... I think we have to work on it.

Group 3:

Noya: Meat!

Kuroo: Fish!

Noya: Meat!

Kuroo: Fish!

The argument continues....

Kenma, Oikawa, Narita: *sweatdrop*

Group 4:

Suga: So, what will we do?

Daichi: Dunno.

Tanaka: BBQ!!

Terushima: Lets make it nutritious! Lets add marshmallows!

Suga: That's not nutritious at all.

Daichi: Lets add apple.

Suga: *facepalm*

Group 5:

Yaku: What now?

Yachi: Lets make a dish with fruits.

Yamaguchi: Like fruit salad?

Yachi: That's it!

Tsuki: Tch. I'd prefer vegetables than fruits.

Yamamoto: I'd prefer fish and meat.

Tsuki & Yamamoto: *growing mushrooms in a corner*

Yaku, Yamaguchi, Yachi: *sweatdrop*

The next day...

Teacher: Time's up! Its time for me to taste it. Group 1. What do we have here?

Enno: Uhh... Its a sandwich with ham, lettuce and cheese.

Bokuto: And banana juice!

Teacher: Well perepared. Good job. Next! Group 2, what do we have here?

Iwaizumi: Its a vegetable salad.

Kageyama: We also have some yogurt.

Teacher: Nice serving. This looks delicious. Well done. Next. Group 3?

Oikawa: Its a milkbread with sardines and have ice cream on top. :)

Teacher: Okay? Next. Group 4.

Suga: Uh... We made a barbeque on stick with cheese and carrots.

Shimizu: We also made an orange juice.

Teacher: How about group 5?

Yaku: We made a fruit salad.

Tsuki: And a banana split. Tch.

Yamamoto: *eats banana split*

Yamaguchi: *stops Yamamoto*

Teacher: I'll give A to the groups 1, 2, 4 and 5. I'll give C to group 3. Tomorrow, we'll cook a steak.

Terushima: Uh oh.

Yaku: I will not go to school tomorrow.

Iwaizumi: Please don't let Anji cook.

The next day...

The school burned because of Anji's cooking.

Anji: Oops. My bad.

Scenario End.

Lesson: Don't let Anji cook for luch and dinner. Your house might turn into ashes.

Me: Well, that's it for today. See yah soon folks! ^_-