Ask BTS

Eighteenth question

Jungkook: TODAY IM STARTING MUHAHAHAHA

RapMonster: Just get on with it...

Suga: *Half asleep*

Jin: *Cooking*

Jimin: How do you cook while sitting here?!!

Jin: with my special pot...

J-Hope: *face palms*

V: *doesn't understand*

Jungkook: ahem..

Jin: Oh, right, go ahe-

J-Hope: You know what? There should be a cook book named "Kook Book" and inside there should be a recipe called "Suga Kookies"

Suga: *crinkles his nose in his sleep like he detects it*

Jungkook: Eew...

Jimin: I wonder how that would taste? Suga on Kookie...

Jin: O.O

Rapmonster: Oh my god...

Suga: *Wakes up and runs to the bathroom* Let me go barf my organs out, I think I just lost some sweg

Jimin: *Doesn't understand*

V: Umm...

J-Hope: And then there could be another recipe called "KookieMonster"

Jungkook: *Looks horrified*

Rapmonster: *Hides behind Jin* What makes you think these evil things?!?!

J-Hope: They're just recipes... KookieMonster would be a recipe-

Jimin: Ohhh so KookieMonster would be, like, a Monster eating Kookies??

J-Hope: I guess, if you want

Rapmonster: *falls over and holds self while curled into ball*

Jungkook: *Frozen*

V: *Pats Jungkooks back*

Suga: *Walks out but once he hears KookieMonster he runs back in*

V: So... the question Jungkook?

Jungkook: Oh R-Right um... it's from JungkookieJiminBTS, Suga and Jimin,

Suga: *regains self*

Jimin: *sits innocently*

Jungkook: Do you guys like the thought of Yoonmin?

Jimin: Min what now?

Suga: They messed up my name, it's Min Yoongi

Rapmonster: It's a ship name byunshin

Suga: Hey! Im not an idiot!!

Rapmonster: whatever

Jimin: Umm... Honestly I...

Suga: *Answers quickly* Ne

Jimin: *Eyes widen* R-Really??

Suga: *looks up to him* Yeah...

Jimin: M-Me too

J-Hope: holy... *grabs Bible and holy water*

Rapmonster: What the flower...

Jungkook: Shit just got real

V: *Grabs ship papers* So much for SugaMon, JiKook, *X's each ship off* HopeMin, JiHope, VMin, Taemin, *keeps saying every ship is lost*

Jungkook: At least we still have VKook, VHope, Namjin *says every other ship available*