Me: "Do you have a favourite Michael era?"
Fake moonwalker: "Uhh... I guess I liked him better when he was black,"
*slaps person*
Me: "GET OUT!"
Fake moonwalker: "b...bu..but,"
Me: "OUT! NOW!"
YOU ARE READING
Things you can't say to a Moonwalker.
Random[COMPLETED!] [If you can read this without being triggered, you aren't a real moonwalker...sorry]