Person: "Do you have wattpad?"
Me: "Yeah, my username is 'butthekidisnotmyson',"
Person: "Omg you write Michael Jackson fan fiction, that is sad,"
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Things you can't say to a Moonwalker.
Random[COMPLETED!] [If you can read this without being triggered, you aren't a real moonwalker...sorry]
