Person: *gets up phone and shows picture of Michael's mug shot* "This is ugly as hell,"
Me: "I think you mean fine, as hell,"
Person: "I don't know what you find attractive in a picture of 45 yr old Michael Jackson?"
Me: "Everything,"
Person: "Why do you like him?"
Me: *looks down at 'MJ King of Pop' T-shirt, black and white pants, white socks, black loafers, up again at 'MJ' cap, the space on my arm where the tattoo of his face is going and millions of Michael photos on phone*
"Because he's the best darn thing that's happened to my life so far,"
Person: "But he's dead!"
Me: "So is Jesus, but people still worship him,"
Person: "Weirdo..." *walks away*
Me: "OK NICE TALKING TO YOU!"
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