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Perfectly fit (my) body

We are discussing every detail of the tour. But literally, from the kick-off to the kind of mineral water the guys like, everything. We haven't really talked about working out, though. Let's just admit it: I am officially bored in a meating with 5 Seconds of Summer. I guess I gotta take action if I don't wanna be sitting here for 3 more hours.
"Look, I'm sorry to interrupt you but um, aren't we supposed to talk about me training the boys?" I ask Feldy.
Ashton looks up at me, almost in a scolding way, but stays silent.
"Patience, Miss Williams" says Calum, winking at me. " I know you're eager to talk about our perfectly fit bodies, but we have other stuff to discuss, too."
I roll my eyes as I try to stifle a laugh. "Don't call me that, Hoodie" I strike back, raising an eyebrow at him. " and talking about perfectly fit bodies, I'm impatient to see if you will prove right or not."
Calum is about to respond, but Feldy ends our little fight by handing me a stack of paper. I see Michael giving me a small, mischievous smile. I glance at Luke and he seems kinda uninterested.... Probably his phone is more attractive. Yeah, of course he can be on his phone during official meetings while I have to listen to all of  their tour shit. Unfair, that's what they call it.
"Look, Miss Williams, these are all registration papers you will have to fill in with your details. After you're done, we can get down to debating about the guys' workout sessions" says Feldy to me in such a businesslike tone that I can't help but laugh a little. I start filling in the papers. As I'm looking through the contract, I can hear Luke and Ashton whispering about some leaked pictures and when I look up, I see both of them frowning at Luke's phone. I wonder what they're talking about. But ugh, I have more important stuff to do.

About 10 minutes later, having signed my name like a hundred times, I'm finished with the required paperwork. I give the stack to Feldy and let out a tired but relieved sigh.
"What?" asks Michael. "It't not over, girl, the most ummm intimate part is still ahead. "
I start getting nervous. Intimate?? Are they nudists or what? Oh my goodness, I don't want this. "Okay, girl" I think to myself. "Just keep it cool because these awesome guys surely don't like crybabies!"
"Okay, whatever you say. This is my job, you think I'm gonna freak out or what? " I say casually.
"Why do you try to make us believe you're really just a good girl who does her job? I see your endeavor of doing that is soo big, but not strong enough" says Hemmings, grinning at me. God, this is probably the first time he talks to me. Well, intimate...
"I am surprised you payed attention" I say to him. " I thought you didn't care about good girls."
You know it, right?" He asks.
"Know what???"
They smile at each other and start singing "GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN CAUGHT!!!" I guess I recognize the song, but shame or not, I don't know the lyrics to any of their songs.
"Guys, can you just stop??? We're trying to work" Feldy begs them. " So, Miss Williams, we certainly need some ummm physical measurements about the guys, don't we? Do you have the equipment with you?"
I am trying soo hard not to laugh at the expression 'physical measurements' . I glimpse at the boys, all four of them are shaking with stifled laughter.

"I'm sorry I don't have the equipment with me. I guess you could come over to my house on Saturday at let's say 11.00 AM?" I ask, immediately regretting my offer. How can I be that stupid? Inviting 4 boys to my house to get almost naked... but somewhere, deep inside I smile at the thought.

"Agreed" says Ashton. "Lucky that we don't have any meetings at the weekends."

"so we're gonna sacrifice our day-off and go and strip at your house" Calum winks at me.

I roll my eyes and wave goodbye to them as I leave the room. That night I spend my time checking out all their social media sites and listening to all of their songs. They're pretty good, to be honest and I am excited to find out that one of my favorite bands - blink 182- is also one of theirs. Yay! Anyways I should probably go to bed because I'll have to get up early to tidy my house by the time they arrive. But a shirtless picture of Luke Hemmings I found on his Instagram keeps emerging in my mind making me stay awake til 3 AM.