David and Wilson were lost in the desert and we're dying of thirst.
While they were walking they came across a mosque
David said let's pretend to be Muslim
Wilson: my name is Wilson and I will never pretend to be a nother person.
Meanwhile, at the mosque
Shiekh : asalamu caylakum, what's your name?
David : my name is Ahmed.
Wilson : my name is Wilson
Sheikh : get Wilson food only.
