× 01. brownie points ×

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"Sidney Sheldon?"

"Yup. And you just interrupted the climax scene."

"You're welcome."

"Hmm."

"Kat dies."

"What?"

"Yeah well, Mallory kinda plays her and she falls for him anyway, but he kills her when he finds out she's pregnant with his kid."

"..."

"..."

"...did you just..."

"Yup."

"...you just..."

"Uh huh."

"MISTER WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS, YOU DID NOT JUST SPOIL THE CLIMAX OF A SIDNEY SHELDON BOOK FOR ME!"

"Well sunshine, I think I just did."

"STOP SMIRKING, THIS IS NOT FUNNY, YOUNG MAN!"

"Except it kinda is."

"Oooooh, you did NOT just wink at me! And stop laughing!"

"Calm down, sunshine. You're going to give the airport officials here a headache."

"Go away."

"We wouldn't want that now, would we?"

"Oh, I think we would. And stop smirking already!"

"Sunshine! Don't be such a spoil sport! That frown doesn't look good on that pretty face."

"Huh. Now shoo."

"Okay, how about I make up for it with brownies?"

"Brownies?"

"Brownies."

"Actual, normal, non-drugged, safe-for-human-consumption brownies?"

"If you put it that way, yes?"

"Right."

"Pretty please? Like a peace offering?"

"Peace offering?"

"Please?" 

"How do I know I can trust you?"

"Oh, come on! Fall for my puppy eyes already!"  

"Okay fine. I want brownies."

"Yes! Hold on."

"..."
"Who keeps brownies in- wait, why are you taking out a pen? What are you even doing?"

"Done. Here you go."

"..."

"Well?"

"..."

"Sunshine?"

"..." 

 "Hello?"

"..." 

 "Earth to little miss sunshine!"

"You SERIOUSLY...just gave me...a paper...with a brown coloured 'E' on it."

"It's all part of my charm."

"You DO realise that your brownie-brown 'E' drama isn't working to fetch you some brownie points, right?"

"Well, I think it is."  

"Please go away."

"Nuh uh. I'm going to be your best friend till your flight arrives."

"Fine. I'll go away."

"Sunshine! Come back!"

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(A/n) This is kinda based on a real life occurrences. 
Just saying ^_^

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