Brownie Points

× 02. too hot ×

"Sunshine, I said I was sorry."

"And I heard you, so now you can go."

"That won't be happening, so, what do you wanna do now?"

"I don't know, maybe get away from you."

"No you don't. I know that you know exactly how well I know that you know that I am irresistibly hot."

"Ahem."

"Everyone knows."

"Are you done with your Inception of the word 'know' yet?"

"I'm still the hottest."

"Yeah, so hot that my Lemon and Mint Ice Tea with extra ice seems significantly hotter."

"Your sarcasm wounds me."

"At least something in this conversation is working out perfectly then."

"Hmm. Anything I can do to change your mind?"

"Yeah maybe- wait hold on, my phone's buzzing."

"Kay."

"..."

"Who was that?"

"Ex."

"Oooh. Bad topic?"

"Pretty much."

"So, coffee?"

"What will you do now, draw a picture of a coffee mug or something?"

"Sunshine, you'd be jealous of my drawing skills."

"...I feel bad for your eyes cause you keep winking so much."

"So coffee, yes or no?"

"Yup. Lets go."

"Eureka!"

"I really do not want to be seen with you in public."

"Sunshine, you're already IN public, WITH me."

"And now I'm filled with Fifty Shades of Regret, but my coffee is waiting for me. Lets go."

"Mmm, feisty. I like it."

"Shut up before I change my mind."

"I thought you said your coffee is waiting for you."

"Oh, I'll go get my coffee alright. It'll be YOU sitting in the janitors' closet with broken limbs and a broken face."

"Ouch. Well, no one would want to break this sexy jawline. Sunshine, I'm too hot for the human race to handle."

"Pfft, you keep telling yourself that."

"I will, until you accept it one day."

"Keep dreaming."

"I already think I am."

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(A/n) Hello my dear friends, humans and non-humans alike!

I love you 💙

-Urvx

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