Merlin's Hookah

Merlin's Hookah 10

CHAPTER 10

"Hell Yeah!!! This place is fuckin awsome man, tell that necklace of yours I love it", said Wayne. Like something in a movie.

"Right. But dude its not a necklace. Well it is but its him too dude, his soul is in that crystal man so don't be so harsh", replied Tank.

Thank you for clearing that up with him, said Merlin.

"No problem Mer", thought Tank.

   They got out of the wagon and walked over to the edge of the pool. Looking down into the water you could tell it was pretty deep. There were fish visible swimming in the depths chasing minnows. A few turtles and frogs were on the bank, they all shagged ass into the water when the guys walked up. The turtles looked normal but the frogs had bodies the size of a basket ball and legs like a jack rabbit. The temperature of the air near the pool was a lot cooler than the air on the trail too, a nice place to be on a hot day.

"Hey man grab one more bottle of that wine, I got the joints", said Tank."We can sit on that log near the water."

"Ok, I got it man. Want any munchie stuff?"

"Naa man, we'll save it for the ride back", answered Tank.

This is where I got the fish in the smoke house, its a good place with a variety to catch. Besides that its a good place to bring the ladies, I've had many the outside quickie here.

"Hey Wayne, Merlins says he banged a lot of chicks here. Its his old make out spot, ha ha ha."

"Ha ha sweet, hold on before you light that. I gotta take a leak", said Wayne as he walked over to pee in the water.

   What he didn see were the water sptytes hiding behind the falls or the one in the water watching them.

"Did you see that?!! That fucker just pissed in Freds face!!! We should drown his ass", said one of the sprytes behind the falls.

"Calm down, calm down. The one on the log has a powerful aura about him. I recognize it but can't place from where. Besides, you got him last week like that but with his mouth open while snoring."

"Yeah that was a good one wasn't it Homer?"

"Have to admit it was. Hey, I got it. That's Merlins aura, we better not screw with them. He and the River King are buddies from way back, call Fred back so we can finish our patrol of the waters."

   Tank and Wayne sat on the log talking and getting input from Merlin. They learned about fish in the river, more about the town and about local customs. After an hour they decided to head back, they didn bring enough weed. On the way back they continued their conversation.

The main races are as follows and in no particular order. Orcs, Goblins, Trolls, Elves, Cyclopse, Fawns, Drow, Giants and Hobbits. In towns like Dingtown you could possibly see any of them, but rarely the Giants.They stay North of the Pokey Mountians. There are 2 other creatures you may encounter if you are lucky enough, Dryads and Water Sprytes. Dryads are tree spirits that can take a mortal form if they choose and walk amongst us.

   Water Sprytes are basicly water faries.They protect the water ways and the wells across the land. They keep the water clean and heal those in need. They can appear in many ways depending on their mood or intentions. They are good friends and wicked enemies.

   After getting information from Merlin then Tank would relay it to Wayne. It was s good way to pass the time on the ride home, it gave them both things to think about.

"Fuck it Tank, enough talking. Tell you ne.... er Merlin I mean to chill a bit and lets smoke that last hog leg. We're almost back to the tower", said Wayne.

Fine, said Merlin.

"Sure thing bro, I was actually just about to. Great minds think alike man", said Tank with a smile as he lit the joint.

   They rode along smoking and enjoying the scenery. Wild flowers of all different sizes, a rainbow of colors and all sorts of shapes. They gazed at the clouds naming off the things they saw in them. A dragon, a wrench, Elmer Fudd, 2 dogs fucking and a bone. As they came around the last bend Tank slowly brought the wagon to a halt.

"What's up man?", Wayne asked seeing the serious look on Tanks face.

"Look up yonder by the gate, the small walk in one. Just to the left, by that bush", said Tank.

"What am I looking for man? All I see is that bush with the red flowers behind it."

"You see it then man, there were no red flowers when we left man."

"Dude, you're just stoned and being paranoid Tank."

"No man, seriously. We drove right by that thing on the way out and there were no flowers. LOOK, its moving!!!"

"Fuck dude, you're right!! What do you wanna do Tank? Gimme a plan."

"Ok its like this, let me borrow your gun and holster. I don't have to be in the wagon to operate it. I'm gonna send it to the gate at the barn. I will hop out my side right before we pass the bush. Since I will be on the side away from it I'll be outta sight. When the wagon is passed there I will be with the magnum out and ready. After you're 20 foot past the bush come out with this", said Tank handing Wayne his survival knife.

"Sounds like a plan man", replied Wayne.

   The wagon resumed its course back to the barn. As planned Tank dove out, hit the ground and rolled coming up with the gun out. The fucker in front of him jumped up to run......BAM, BAM, BAM!!!!! right in front of his face chunks of the wall big as his fist were blasted away before magically being replaced. He pissed all over the front of hisself and he shot a stream of shit pellets out of his quivering asshole.

"What the fuck do you think you are doing here ya fucking cock smoker?!!", shouted Tank as Wayne came running up with the knife out ready to carve him up like a Christmas turkey.

"Buddy I would suggest you stand very fucking still and answer my friend here. He is not a patient man", said Wayne.

"Mmmmmy nnname iiiiis Mmmr Nnnave."