The Interview (Wilford Warfstache smut)

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I was invited for an interview about my YouTube channel by some guy named Wilford Warfstache. He had a show called "Warfstache Tonight" I've never in my life heard of it but appereantly it was pretty I popular. I had looked up some things about the show. Not his face though, I wanted that to be a surprise for myself, I dont know why.

It was about time I left so I grabbed a pair of pants, since I don't like wearing pants indoors, I live alone so no one will see me. I jumped in my car and started the engine. I checked where I needed to go and typed in the location on Google maps. (#notsponsored. 😂) I drove away towards the point my phone led me to.

When I arrived I saw that it wasn't that big of a building. It was really small with a big pink moustache on top. It looked really cute though. I parked my car and hopped out. Walking excited yet a little nervous towards the building. Inside it was a small booth, with a lady behind it. I went to it and asked: "Where can I find Wilford Warfstache? I'm here for an interview." She said: "Oh, you're [Y/N]? Welcome! You can go downstairs our stylist is there waiting for you. The stairs are behind the door when you walk to the right." I smiled at her. "Thank you. Bye!" I waved at her. "Good luck with your interview!" She said. I smiled.

I walked down the stairs, it then hit me that the studio was under the ground. Awesome. As soon as the stairs ended, I saw a woman in front of a door, looking around. As soon as she saw me she smiled and walked towards me. "Hi! You must be [Y/N]. My name is Amy. I'm going to be doing your make-up." She said and guided me to a room with a lot of mirrors and lights.

Amy told me where to sit. I sat down. "If I know your preferences in make-up just by looking at you, you like it natural, maybe even without, but I'm going to give you a really natural look by just fixing up some small details on your face." She said and grabbed a small kit of make-up. She began to apply some eyeshadow, mascara and a transparent lipgloss. She fixed some minor details on my face such as little scratch wounds and red spots.

It didn't take long before I was all make-upped. (Lol dunno😂). Amy said where to go and told me some stuff about Wilford. He has a pink moustache, which explains the logo on top of the building. He had dark brown, almost black, hair with red on top, a stubble, he's pretty muscular and he is a real casanova. One thing really concerned me. Amy told me that I should never piss him off otherwise I'm a dead person. It happened before. It gave me chills.

She led me to a backstage area where I was told to wait for Wilford's que for me to show up. This was live? Okay then. Then suddenly I heard a crowd cheering. "Good evening ladies and gentle me and all other configurations of being. My name is Wilford Warfstache and tonight we have a special guest with us. GAWDDAMNIT STAHP CHEERING." I heard. I giggled a small bit.

"Okay, as I was saying, we have a special guest tonight. With her own YouTube channel with over 6 Million subscribers is here, Mrs [Y/N]!" Wilford said. "I guess that was my que." I thought as I walked up into shot. I was greeted with a loud cheering. I walked to a chair opposite of him. I didn't see his face clear yet and when I sat down and swooped my hair back as it was fallen in front of my face, I saw him staring at me in awe. I blushed, because even though, his appearance was kind of strange, he looked really cute. Three things stood out to me though, one, the moustache. Two, the fact that he didn't wore any pants. And the third really stood out because it actually stood straight up (JOKES PEOPLE), he had a bulge in his boxers and can I just say that he didn't look small down there. I blushed harder.

"A bit shy, are we?" Wilford suddenly said and smiled comforting.
"A bit."
"It's okay, you don't have to worry." Wilford winked at me, making me blush even more. "Okay ladies and gentlemen let's start the interview!" Wilford said. "So, [Y/N] tell me about yourself." I smiled and told about my life.

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