HxH Truth Or Dare, Ask And Share

Hisoka x Illumi

Me; Guess what.... Hisoka x Illumi is here and ready to go!!!! YESHHHH!!!!!!

Silva; *grumbles*

Me; *looks at him then back at everyone else* Well a webcam is installed in one of Illumi's needles, which is on his ear acting as an earing. (His hair is tucked behind his ear, needle is most likely an extra weapon.) Hisoka has decided that the location is a secret until they arrive at it. Then they will call us when it's ready. Until then I'm going to give a dare or two and answer a question from an anonymous person.

Everyone; *groans*

Uvogin; *scowls slightly* Who is the question for?

Me; Well this one is for me from someone who was kind enough to message me it instead of making me check the comments *hint hint* because sometimes I can't always read them all.

Uvogin; mph,.....got any beer?

Me; *deadpans* I'm on the verge of turning 15 and you think I have beer?! Go to your room you alcoholic!!!

Uvogin; I'm not a kid so you can't boss me around!!! And your a kid so shouldn't I be the one telling you to go to your room?!!

Me; *Looks at him angrily* whatever I'm going to answer my question now. The person who asked it preferred to not be known so I won't be telling you who it is. The question was what do you look like? Because it's hard to imagine you speaking without knowing your face or body. Well I look like this...
Brown hair that is wavy and goes a few inches past the base of my neck and I have icy blue eyes with semi-long eyelashes and I have a childish looking face with a two beauty marks. One under my left eye and one under the left side of my bottom lip. They are considered small. My body type is curvy so I have hour glass figure. Not to brag but I do like myself although like most females I worry about my weight which people say isn't anything to worry about and that I'm thin but I don't believe them.
Okay so now that I'm done explaining let's get to some dares!!!!!😁

Chrollo; Must we? I mean honestly this all seems childish and dumb. Playing Truth or Dare.... and forcing us to do them.

Me; *stares at him expressionless then raises hand summoning all my nen into my thumb and index finger then snap them*

Chrollo; *freezes then slowly dissolves into mid air*

Troupe; *gasps and starts screaming at me*

Me; SHUT UP!!!!!!! Or you all get to face your worst nightmares with him!!!!!!!! *Troupe goes quiet* He will be back in an hour!!! ....*starts grumbling to self mentioning how I hadn't forced him to go on a date with Kurapika*

Gon; *is dumbfounded until....* Was that the "Author" thing you and Hisoka were talking about?!?!?!! *grinning ear to ear*

Kurapika; *smug/pleased expression on face*

Me; Yeah, but don't tell Soka I did it. Kay? (Yes, I have a nickname for Hisoka!!!)

Gon; Okay, I pro- (gets cut off by my phone singing "Who I Wanna Be" by Megan Trainer)

Me; *frowning because we didn't get to do any dares* ( answers phone ) Hello?

Hisoka; We are here turn on the camera.

Me; *scowls* Fine, bossy

Hisoka; You now you like it.

Me; *blushes furiously and hangs up, reaching over from the rolling chair I'm in and presses a blue button. TV turning on showing what was on camera*

*on camera* A beach sprawls before Illumi, the sand so resembling snow it was almost blinding to look at. It had one small open built hut on it surrounded by palm trees.
The hut had nobody in it but behind the counter was a bar stalked with very fine wine and expensive alcoholic beverages. Hisoka walked forward pulling a plush leather stool out for Illumi, then goes behind the counter. As Illumi took his seat Hisoka glances for a mire moment at the setting sun then grabs a silver platter out of a small cupboard . He sets it on the counter and lifts the lid. Steam tumbles off the freaking feast Hisoka has prepared.

Gon; Wow, I didn't know Hisoka cooked!!!

Me; Neither did I.

Killua; Does it matter.

Me;......

*on camera* Illumi glances at the meal then lays a cloth napkin that has been given to him in his lap and picks up a pair of chopsticks. Hisoka goes back to the sections of fine wine and picks out a blue green bottle. Taking two glasses out he pours deep red liquid into them. Taking one he sets it in front of Illumi's dish and takes another platter out and uncovers it revealing yet another feast of food.

Hisoka; So how do you like it? *lays napkin on lap*

Illumi; It is alright I suppose, I've had better.*has super straight face*

Hisoka;*smiles looking like he is trying to conceal an insulted face* Of course you have. So how i-

*camera cutting out*

Me; Crap!!!!! MILLUKI!!!!!!!!! GET OUT HERE!!!!!! We need you to fix this!!!!! Milluki!!!!!

Milluki; Shut up women, I heard you the first time *steps out if room* What is it you need fixed?

Me; The camera connection isn't working.

Milluki; Of course it isn't my father is sitting on the cord to the TV.

Me; *looks over and sees Silva sitting on the floor looking right at me as he sat on the cord to the TV*

Me; You are an extremely rude old man!!!! Sit in a chair and get off the cord.

Silva; *gets off his butt and sits in a recliner in the corner*

(It takes a second but the TV turns back on to what was on camera......)

Me; OH WALNUTS!!!!!!!! Why do these dates never work!!!!!

*on camera* Hisoka has needle embedded in his right arm and is smiling his insane smile. His lip is split. And from the looks of it Illumi has the needle with the camera in his hand. He threw another and Hisoka dodged it, then the one with the camera is being thrown and it also missed Hisoka and just before it lands in the ocean Hisoka is running at Illumi at top speed.

Silva; I can't believe you would put my son into this situation you brat!!!!

Me; FUCK YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!!!YOU NEVER CARED IF KILLUA GOT HURT!!!!! AND HE IS YOUR HIRE, SO YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! KILLUA MAY BE A PAIN IN THE ASS BUT ILLUMI IS A DEMON!!!!! GO DEAL WITH IT IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, YOU ARE AN ASSASSIN AFTER ALL SO GO FIND HIM!!!! AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!

Silva; *looks taken aback then his face turns into his usual one* Very well, I'm going but be warned you will be punished when I get a chance to grab you.

Me; Whatever get the heck out.

Killua; *looks at me as Silva closes the door* You care about me?

Me; *glances at him then looks away sighing* Maybe just a little.

*door opens revealing Hisoka*

Me; Well there you are, what happened?

Hisoka; I asked about Killua.

Me; Well that's enough explaining for me. What happened to Illumi?

Hisoka;*creepily smiles the walks forward enough to close the door behind him* Lets just say he is taking a small nap.

Me; Well..... ooookaaayyyy......*turns and looks at everyone* I think we should hold out on dates for a few chapters what do you think.

Gon; I think that might be smart after all we do need to do the small dares and all the questions.

Me; What questions? Nobody is asking about anything and I only have one.... super, super....embarrassing....*glances at Hisoka* .....dare.

Everyone; *glancing at each other then looks at me*

Killua; What is the dare? *curiosity in his eyes*

Me; Wellllll.........

Hisoka; Does it have anything to do with meee???

Me;......maybe........

Hisoka; *creepily smiles* What is it exactly???? Hmmmm.......

Me; You'll have to wait till the next chapter to find out, bye bye everyone!!!!!

Gon; Wait, what!!!!!!!??