Period funnies **SLOW UPDATES**

My first period

So I got my period while I was sleeping. So, in the morning I had school. So basically, my mom took me to get a bunch of pads. Problem? I was late to school and I was the only girl in my class. So of course the boys got curious. Keep in mind that my teacher was also a boy.
So, obviously I was embarrassed (I don't know why) so I just said that my mom had a migraine ( I was already occasionally late because my mom got those a lot)
See, I didn't know how many times I needed to change the pad or check. Basically, I constantly went to the bathroom, and of course people got curious. About the tenth time I asked to go to the bathroom my teacher asked why I asked so much. In front of the whole class. It was one of the most nerve racking experiences I've had. I didn't know what to say.
So I responded 'I don't know' so of course he wasn't satisfied with that answer. And I swear to God he was trying to embarrass me.
So I had to think of something quick. And as the idiot I was I said ' ummm I have an infection'
So long story short I got out of school for the day.