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Claire Whitlock: Here I go...
Will Solace: Do you have your dagger?
Claire Whitlock: Ja
Will Solace: Pepper spray?
Claire Whitlock: Ja
Will Solace: Drachmas?
Claire Whitlock: Nein. Ow! Jk jk. Ja I have zhem.
Will Solace: You're good to go.
Percy Jackson: Good luck!!!
Clarisse LaRue: Need any body armor?
Claire Whitlock: I'll be fine guys!
Annabeth Chase: I'll see you on the flip side.
Claire Whitlock: You make it sound like I'm going to die..
Will Solace: Your mind will...
20 minutes later....
Claire Whitlock: I am being mentally traumatized.
Percy Jackson: We warned you.
Apollo: How?
Claire Whitlock: Please tell me zhat you don't have you phone under zhe table too.
Apollo: No, I can be in two places at once.
Claire Whitlock: Zhat is creepy.
Stella Santiago: Claire, where is Feliciano?
Claire Whitlock: Vhy vould I know?
Stella Santiago: I don't know but your Germany so I thought...
Apollo: Feliciano to the rescue!
Claire Whitlock: Mein Gott. Zhis is not normal.
Apollo: listen to this while you read the next comment:
Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food,
And it doesn't suck like English food.
Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.
It'd be heaven for a dog; Yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear; Your women terrify me.
Is it the normal to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.
Yahoo!
Claire Whitlock: You. Vatch. Hetalia?
Apollo: Yes
Claire Whitlock: Vhat about AoT/SnK?
Apollo: No
Stella Santiago: Bring him to the cave. Now.
Claire Whitlock: One step ahead of you.
After episode one
Apollo: What have you done?
Claire Whitlock: How to break Apollo 😆😆😆😆😆
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