Creepypasta Dad Scenarios

hanging out with a pasta, E.J

(don't ask about picture, you'll see what it's for in the story)

the next day, I sat up with ease, releasing the unwanted tension in my muscles and standing up, and falling, Ow, that hurt, I guess I'm just crawling now. So I then crawled my way to the door and just before I was about to open it, I saw the boy with the cut smile, he had a devilish look in his eyes as he held a knife in his hand. I blinked a few times before snapping at him, "hey buddy?! Yeah you, I'm down here fore your information!" He seemed to notice that I was right in front of him and his eyes widened as he swiftly tried to hide the clearly visible kitchen knife behind his back. "I think it's to late for that bud, already saw the gigantic sharp knife behind your back, just sharpened?" He nodded hesitantly but then growled and tried to swing at me. But he made one fatal flaw, It cut my hair! I growled and stood up, even though pins and needles were buzzing every were around my body, my pain was masked by anger now. I hit him with full force, but since I'm not that tall, guess where my fist went? Yup, if you guessed his jewels, then you were correct-o-mondo! He groaned and dropped the knife. Falling to the floor, "oops?" I said laughing nervously. I heard footsteps and then the pain got to me, making me fall over as well. "Guess we're in the same sitch. Hu?" I said but the pain cut me short. "Go fuck yourself?" I just responded by flipping him the bird just as slender appered in front of us. "Now what exactly are you two doing this early?" "Well slender, have I got a story for you. So I was getting up cause I was hungry and wanted to explore, but just as I had crawled to the door, this shit lord came to kill me, but he cut my hair instead." After recapping I felt the same anger and tried to pounce on him, I just wanted to strangle him to death! 'I know you do child, but you cannot strain yourself to much, why don't you focus that anger on training that will be starting tomorrow?" I was now hanging upside down, and I just sighed, nodding in the process. He then put my down and picked Jeff up. "Now for YOU Jeffrey, you will be spending the rest of the day with her so you can try to get along, and you also have to fix her hair." I smirked at his punishment, I'll give him the most shitty day possible. He then put Jeff down and took his knife as well. Shutting the door.

(Major cussing warning ahead)

So Jeff was currently fixing my hair, but truly he was just experimenting with it. Though all the while we were spitting out insults at each other to see how far we could get. "Fucker" "cunt" "prick" "joker called, he wants his make up back." "Want a knuckle sandwich? I heard it really packs a punch?" "Do you know you look like a girl with all that hair shit lord?" "did you know I can make you look like aang from the last air bender?" I kicked him for that one, making him cuss incoherently as he held his knee. "That's what you get joker, I'll have to get batman on your ass next time." We continued to do this as he cut my hair. But other than insults he also asked me guestions, and I would return them sometimes too. "So, what's your story?" I shrugged and said, "gang, I was a scavenger and a spy, but I would get my fair share of beatings, no food and stuff like that, nothing to drastic." He just looked at me like I was the most dumbest person on the planet. "What are you looking at me for bastard?" He just shook it off and said "well, that sure as hell dosent sound like nothing bitch." I just scoffed as he announced that his 'masterpiece' was finished. I looked at the mirror and nodded in approval, even though he cut off fmor than expected. So now I'm have short hair, (hair that's in the picture) with bleached tips, damn, I guess he was experimenting with it. "Looks better than I suspected, how did you learn to cut hair like this?" I asked to which his head drooped down and he crossed his arms saying, "hobby ya fat fuck" "well, shitty mc. Fly takes one to know one." I spit out. He patted my back and we both walked out of the room.
I got many looks as I was being a wallflower, leaning against the wall for extra support. We had both gone to the kitchen and we saw BEN cooking. "Um, hey smiley? What is he doing in the kitchen?" I asked giving him a confused look. "It's his turn to cook tonight, and you said you weren't fed right, well, are you hungry?" I nodded, only realizing my hunger till now. "Well, you don't want his food so I'll just get you an apple." I stopped him from leaving for just a second, "why are you starting to act all concerned mr. Jackass?" He just shrugged and replied, "I don't know, I was getting an apple too pirate." I chuckled at his response and let him go. Kicking his back own the process making him cuss more. He threw me an apple and I immediately dug into it, already almost half of the apple gone. "Wow, hungry much?" I just sneered at him, and continued to eat it. After eating till almost nothing was left but some of the core and the stem, I threw it's remains away and walked back to the table. "It's already lunch time?!" I couldn't believe he was cutting my hair for that long! "Yeah, can you not read?" I just looked at him with a poker face and said. "No."
He then just said sorry and dragged me with him to the living room where there was a sight called youtube up. I just yawned and fell asleep saying, "Today was alright shithead."

But I actually enjoyed it:3

(Sorry if this seems rushed, I'm pretty tired, srry for the cussing!!!!)