Me: *sits in the corner drinking mustard and ketchup*
Blueberry: hmmmm... OH! HEY JOSEPH!! (my nickname even though i'm a girl T~T)
Me: hey blueberry.....
Blueberry: WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?
Me: *thinks for a second* oh.... I think nobody wants to ask or dare all of the Sanses....
Blueberry: I. THE MAGNEFICENT SANS BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT!
Me: really?
Blueberry: YES!! AND YOU SHOULD STOP DRINK DRINKING MUSTARD AND KETCHUP!!
Me: BUT-
Blueberry: NO BUTS *snatch mustard and ketchup*
Me: T~T WHY?!? THERE MY FAVORITE!!
Blueberry: THERE NOT HEALTHY JEEZ YOUR LIKE PAPYRUS THAT ALWAYS LIK-
Me: *founds coffee* ohhhh!~ whats this? *takes a sip* delicious! *drinks all the coffee* *entering hyper mode* ......
Blueberry: OH STARS! NO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts jumping up and down* *running around crazily*
ALL THE AU'S: TAKE COVER!!!
