If a scorpion asked, "Do I scare you?", what would be the most diplomatic response you would say?
•"It all depends on what you mean by "scary" - like are we talking Halloween scary or accidental reply-all scary"
•"It's not so much you personally, it's the hiding in someone's shoe that might startle someone a little bit."
•"I mean, compared to a fire tornado? Not at all."
•"I think when you raise the stinger like that, people are very impressed and may not know how to show their emotion."
