Secrets

Legs crossed

Ok I dropped Simon off at his house now it's time to get ready for the party well get together tonight

And boy my house was a mess if only my parents cleaned up before they left

SHIT

My parents

My fucking parents will be home tonight

Crap shit

Well they should come late at night and Simon should be fine by them to stay a night and Amy shouldn't be a problem

But still I should give Simon a call about it all

Wait he is my neighbor I can just break into his house

Brilliant idea so I head out the front door and around the corner then realized I was missing something

I walked back in my house and grabbed my brothers nerf gun

So I walked back outside with the gun in Jan and it was his one with the machine gun effect I guess that how you would say it 

I walk around the house into his yard and up to his door

I opened it and walked inside

"IM HOME NOW SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!" I yell holding the gun up in the air

I hear some shuffling in the kitchen so I sneak around the corners and I get to the kitchen door which is honestly an open arch area

And I see him alone listening to from what I could hear teenagers by my chemical romance loud on speakers and he was really busy with his what ever he was making to notice I was there

So I snuck up behind him and held the gun to the back of his neck and he still was in the middle of what now looked like a halfway decorated cupcake

I wanted to so badly reach over and take the cupcake but I knew I could do that after I was done with it all

I aim them fire the gun on his neck in a pressure point and he jumped and screamed holding the back of his neck yelling "WHY THE FUCKING HELL THE FUCK OH SHIT THAT HURTS MAN BITCH COULD HAVE RANG THE DOOR BELL AND NOT BE A DICK!" He yells and I'm killing myself laughing

"it's not funny bex and you know that!" He yells at me mad clearly holding the back of his neck

"Oh I'm sorry Simon really I am I usually do it to my brother but I guess your different I'm super sorry!" I said since he was sending of a very strong 'fuck off' vibe and I felt bad like really bad about it since he was really never mad an he was mostly just a unemotional type of person

"Whatever what did you want bex?" He asks me while I was getting him some ice for his neck

"Oh our parents you think they will be home tonight or what?" I ask him knowing that he knew what I had known

"I have no clue but if so then late tonight" he said "why you ask though?" He asked me

"Oh you know since you and Amy are coming over tonight and I just don't want them walking in on something they shouldn't be seeing" I said a little to fast

"You mean you don't want your parents walking in to me on the couch and you and Amy getting into a hot lesbian sex scene in your room oh I got it don't worry I'm sure to remind you to lock a door," he says messing with me

"I swear Simon I will hurt you so bad you would have had wish your mom kept her legs crossed if you bring up something like that tonight!" I yell at him in a medium voice level trying to keep calm

"Ok but look I got some booze from a friend for tonight just how you like it" he says then winks at me walking into his pantry(or cupboard) TYE. Walking out with a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of tequila

"Oh heavens what type of friends do you have?!" I say looking at the booze in front of me

"A very irresponsible one might i say" he says and at that I gave him the 'nahhhh you don't say!' Type of look and he laughed

"I'm limiting you drinks tonight bex we don't want you going out again!" He yells going into the pantry to put the drinks back

"What that's not fair you know it's my only escape!" I yell at him knowing he knows what's wrong with me

"Look bex you need to calm down ok or I'm going to tell Amy what's wrong with you why you have this drinking problem why you go to parties I will tell her everything understand bex?" He say sternly

"Yes sir I'm sorry you know how I get though" I say and he just a looks at me

"Yeah I do and I feel really bad for you ok but look I need to finish my house and you need to find a good place to hide the booze tonight ok bex?" He asks and I nodded

"Ok great I will see you in a few hours bye bex!" He said shooing me to the door

"Ok I will see you later bye Simon!" I yell as he slams the door in my face

Well that was nice now I need a beer