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Italics- Bri
Bold- James
Regular- 3rd person view

"Who the fuck is this and how did you get our fucking number?"

"Well hello to you too."

"Tell me or I'm calling the fucking cops."

"Jeez, okay okay. This is James, the dude you saved from the building diving incident? My mom works for your mom's boutique so I got your calling card."

"But how did you know it was our house, I didn't even tell you my name."

"I checked your address, duh."

"..."

"Yeah, I just wanted to uh, say thanks for you know, saving me."

"Yeah yeah, no problem."

"Well, um, what's your name? Since I already told you mine."

"Bri."

"Is it short for something? Ooh, let me guess: Brianna. Wait no, Aubrey. No no, uh, Brittney."

"All wrong. It's Aubrianna."

"What are you, Spanish?"

"I'm half French you idiot."

"I. Am. Not."

"Then what was the largest continent?"

"Easy, Asia. And wrong grammar. It's 'is' not 'was'. See, I'm not an idiot."

"Wrong, it's Pangaea. And no, there's nothing wrong with that question because Pangea was the largest continent millions of years ago."

"Wait- I know that!"

"Could've fooled me."

"I'm serious!"

"This just proves my point."

"It doesn't!"

"..."

"I demand a re-questioning!"

"..."

"And for your information,  I have a GPA of- did she just hang up on me?"

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heya people
this is my first short story
hope y'all enjoyed

lower caps intended

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