Stupid Author-San

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Aomine Daiki: Oi! Oi, you! Stupid author person! Are you just going to forget about us?

Me: Ehhhhhhhhh..................

Kuroko Tetsuya: Aomine-san. Don't be rude. She probably had her reasons. Didn't you, author-san.

Me: *laughs awkwardly and scratches the back of my head* Yeah, yeah. What he said.

Kise Ryouta: Wait. You didn't have something important come up?

Me: Well, to be honest, I kind of just left you guys on a cliff to fend for yourselves. Except for Seijuurou-sama because he's in another Fanfiction that I've spent more time on.

Akashi Seijuurou: *Gives of a 'damn-straight' vibe*

Aomine Daiki: If you were going to abandon us, you could have at least given us big boobed girls to hang out with.

Midorima Shintarou: Or a lifetime supply of Oha-Asa lucky items.

Murasakibara Atsushi: Or an *munch munch* all you can eat *munch munch* snack buffet. *munch* Preferably sweets.

Me: Atsushi! You are an all you can eat snack buffet with mostly sweets. Anyway, *holds out long pause* I'm here to say that I am back. I am taking you back down to the ground world where lots of people roam and do interesting things!

Everyone, but me: Nah! I'd rather be up here. *More or less what everyone said*

Me: *frowns* You're coming whether you like it or not. *Drags everyone away from the cliff and trash heap.

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Yeah, so this is my weird way of saying that I'm back! For now that is. I'm really sorry that it's been this long between updates, but a lot of stuff has happened. I'm still not sure if I will be able to post a lot, but I will try. I'm writing five or so stories all at once right now, but I'm almost done with one, so that's a plus.

Bye, bye!

7-25-16

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