[end of class]
"Okay, so we've settled on a deer, correct?"
"I guess so."
"Good."
"Erm, you going to let me get out of the classroom or...?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry."
"What?"
"What?"
"You're looking at me funny."
"About the pairing... For the project..."
"Pah! Let me guess. You want my number, Gay Boy."
"Erm..."
"You're so predictable. Okay, rip off some paper from that sketchbook of yours. I'll jot it down. But no fucking spam, psycho."
"K."
"And no walking into people while you're texting me."
"Did you just-"
"What? Wink at you? It's a mystery, Charlie. Here. I wrote my number on it."
"..."
"Move."
"Oh. Right. Yeah. In your way. Got it."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...