Suits and Dresses (Archer X Male!Crossdressing Reader)

Part 1

GUIDE:
M/N= Male Name
F/N= Female Name

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You sat in the Jacuzzi of a huge mansion, relaxing in the warm bubble bath. It was so soothing, though you knew fully well that you had one hell of a day ahead of you.

Putting your leg up on the edge of the tub, you sprayed shaving cream on your leg and began to shave the hairs- revelling in the smooth feel of the skin. You did it to the other leg and hummed. Man, you loved to take care of yourself and be pampered. You made such a beautiful woman- your effeminate features; your soft, curvy legs, your beautiful hair made many of the most hardened criminals fall for you. The best part was that you didn't even have to sleep with them. Only a select few overlooked what was between your legs- as long as they could hear your beautiful moans, that was all that mattered.

You perfected the perfect, feminine voice. You had not only the looks, but the grace of a woman. Even your female colleagues were jealous of how gorgeous you looked. However, when flipped, you made a striking male. You had the guise of a male model- people were often amazed at how quickly you can flip the script.

"Mistress (F/N)! They're here!" You heard your butler through the door.

Now normally any agent working with ISIS would meet with them at the headquarters, but you insisted for them to meet you at your penthouse in Dubai. You were an independent gal who was very high-maintenance.

"Coming~" you sung, rising out of the tub. You reached for a light beige towel nearby and wrapped your body and used a smaller white towel to wrap your hair.

You wiped your feet on the pad by the tub and made your way to the door.

"I swear to God, this chick better be hotter than those call girls I have at my place," you could hear a male voice through the door.

"Oh stop it Sterling!" Another voice- an older female's - was heard scoffing. Hmm, must've been Mallory and the Dutchess.

As they were arguing, you opened the door and leaned against the doorframe, smirking. Moments went by before they noticed you.

"Oh hello Agent (F/N)! Very nice to meet you," Mallory held out her hand for you to shake it.

"Good afternoon, Madame," you spoke, shaking her hand. "And good afternoon to you, Dutchess," you flashed a small smile to the taller male, being sure to keep your handshake dainty and not firm like a man. He shook your hand, but his eyes trailed down to your bust.

"She's flat-chested," he grumbled, completely ignoring your greeting.

Ugh, rude much? This was the guy you were supposed to work with and he's already being a rude little shit. The testosterone in you urged you to punch him in his handsome, chiseled face, but you held back. You simply smiled and turned around, letting him get a glimpse of your natural...assets. Despite being a boy, you were always blessed with a nice, round butt that men and women alike loved to squeeze. You certainly hoped that he could see the form through the towel.

"You may come inside. Have a seat," you gestured over to the velvet, plush couches. "Li, make them feel at home," you flashed a warm smile to your most trusted butler. The Spanish butler nodded back before going into the living room and bowing.

"Wait- why is his name Li, but he's a Mexican?" Archer questioned.

"I'm gonna go make myself comfortable," you excused yourself to put some clothes on, blatantly ignoring the question. A passive-aggressive way to deal with him to say the least.

You went upstairs and into the master bedroom and shut the door, drawing the blinds for privacy. On the bed, you had already chosen an outfit: a black and light pink sleeveless dress which draped a few inches over your knees. You tucked before putting on some frilly white panties and finally putting on the dress. You looked in the mirror and made a pose. Damn, you looked cute as hell. You went into your jewelry box and put on some matching accessories and some white four inch pumps.