Suits and Dresses (Archer X Male!Crossdressing Reader)

Part 2

It was Wednesday afternoon when you came in for the first day on the job. You decided to follow Mallory's orders, coming in as your male self. You and her both decided it was best to introduce yourself as who you really are before coming in as a woman. So you opted for a white collared button-down shirt underneath a brown leather jacket, dark jeans, and some brown alligator dress shoes. Your hair was nice and tousled and your fragrance smelled like a hint expensive cologne. Every inch of you screamed 'status'. You did love looking good after all.

"And now let's welcome our new ISIS agent: (M/N)," you heard Mallory announce, which was your cue to come through the door. You went inside and stood next to Mallory, wearing a beautiful, handsome smile.

"Oh mama!" A voluptuous blonde woman (who's name you later learned as Pam) shouted across the room.

"It is very nice to meet you. I look forward to working with all of you," you bowed slightly out of respect.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Archer exclaimed with a wave of the hand. "Where the hell was the chick that we were just talking about the other day!?"

"What other chi- ohhhh," Mallory stopped herself. She looked at you and then at him and chuckled evily.

Ooh, looks like she didn't tell him.

"Uh oh. There goes that laugh," Ray frowned.

"What do you mean 'OHHHHH'?! Why would you do that!?" Archer became much more angry. "You PROMISED me she was gonna be here!"

"Well maybe she...y'know, couldn't make it-" Cyril began to speak, but was cut off rather harshly.

"SHUT THE HELL UP, CYRIL! Who the hell is /this/ guy, huh?"

"Well...I did fulfill my promise," Mallory spoke, deliberately picking out what she thought was the right choice of words. "She is here...except that she is a 'he'!"

"Wait-" he narrowed his eyes. "No no no no no! That is NOT (F/N)!"

"OKAY! Everyone is dismissed! Now go do your damn jobs before I get another headache," she interjected, pouring herself some Henny in a shot glass.

"This isn't over!" Archer shouted before leaving the room.

With that, everyone went their separate ways, though some had lingered to get another glimpse at you.

You used this as an opportunity to come clean with him. You went to walk beside him earning a dirty look.

"Actually, she's right Archer. I am (F/N)," you admitted, averting his gaze. "I just crossdress."

The truth made everyone gasp, even though they didn't know what the hell was going on.

"B-But...the helicopter and the...You were-?"

"Yeah...," You sighed, rubbing the back of your neck. You looked back at him and winced. His intense blue eyes was practically piercing your soul.

"I WILL FUCKING END YOU!" He snatched you by your collar, dragged you straight into an office, and threw you to the floor.

He went to open the window wide open and grabbed you again before you could even process what was going on.

"Archer! Stop!" You choked out, only to be picked up and dangled over the windowsill outside, headfirst.

"NO!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!?" His grip tightened around your collar, damn near choking you.

"I'm sorry I was being dishonest, okay!? I just wanted to, I don't know, repay you!!" You stuttered, your heart beating a million times per second.