Jerk: have we got any pie?
Bitch: I think we're out.
Jerk: WHAT
Jerk: NO PIE???
Bitch: jesus dude calm down.
Jerk: but I'm hungry :(
Bitch: eat something else then
Jerk: but I need PIE
Bitch: stop being a drama queen. Go eat an apple or something
Jerk: aN APPLE are you trying to poison me?
Bitch: 🙄 goodbye Dean.
Jerk: wait Sammy where you going
Jerk: Sammy?
Jerk: Sam?
Jerk: ah crap.
