cASStiel: ugh.
Sam: what's wrong
cASStiel; he likes someone else.
Sam: what are you talking about who else could he possibly like we don't have any other friends.
cASStiel: I was giving him relationship advice thinking he was talking about ME but THEN he fRiEnDzOnEd me
cASStiel: ugh the dreaded friendzone.. you warned me about this sam and it's just as bad as I thought
Sam: hold on. What do you mean by friend zone?
cASStiel: he said thanks for being a good FRIEND
Sam: oh that's just how Dean is tho uno if he ever proposed he'd probably still be like "bro will u marry me no homo tho"
cASStiel: I guess you're right but still wHaT dO I DO
cASStiel: he's so hard to read
cASStiel: so mysterious
cASStiel: like a dark horse
Sam: ok goodnight Cas
cASStiel: I bet he looks really good in a fireman uniform
Sam: gOODNIGHT
