Darkness Found In The Heart

I Met a Perv -.-

Holding a baby for over 3 hours is a real arm workout! It's not that Suki is heavy, it's just that I'm getting tired. I knew though, if I stopped, I may run into some shinobi. I remembered when we made the decision to do the operation.

~~Flash Back~~

"We should use one of your eggs, Kiyoshi, that way your clan can be revived." Yukiko told me.

"What about your clan? We should revive them too." I told her.

"We can try combining each of your eggs..." Kabuto suggested. "That way, it'll have both Lord Kiyoshi's genes, and Lady Yukiko's genes."

I looked at Yukiko. "That might work..." I said, and with that the procedure started.

~~Present Time~~

I snuggled Yukiko close to me. I saw the black fluff on her head, signaling me that she's going to have black hair. Earlier, I noticed she seemed to have Heterochromia. I knew this was a mutation, or some sort of medical phenomenon. I had stopped when I saw a certain blonde ninja run passed me. I instantly hid my chakra, due to the fact he's with Jiraiya. I walked on the forest ground almost silently when the blond ninja stopped and looked right at me.

"Pervy-Sage! I found a person!" She shouted. I shot a glare to him making sure Suki didn't wake up. Slowly her eyes opened. I knew what this had started.

"You dumb ass! You woke her up!" I scolded, rocking Suki in my arms gently. He stared at me blankly.

"You did?! In the middle of a forest?" Jiraiya asked walking out of the bush. He looked at me and his eyes bulged. I knew where his eyes were looking and it wasn't Suki.

"If you don't mind... I am only 16." I told him. With that he froze.

"Who's kid then?" He asked.

"Mine and my deceased girlfriend." I told him with a straight face, while I wanted to cry. His faced softened.

"I'm sorry." He mumbled.

"It's fine. I'm Tasha Tsukino, and this is my daughter, Suki Tsukino." I told him.

"The Tsukino Clan?" He asked. "Are they not an extinct clan?" He asked also.

"I, and Suki are the last." I told him. "Now if you'll excuse me..." I trailed off getting ready to walk off again.

"Wait! Would you like to train with us?!" Naruto asked. I looked at him.

"Oh, that's right too. I don't look like I did back in the Chuunin Exams. Remember, I owned a spider named Kayami." I tried to clear it up. "And I had greyish white hair back then." His eyes widened. "There we go." I said. "I'll help you train Naruto. But I will not return to Konoha, due to the fact I am classified as a traitor. Fucking bastard named Orochimaru want his daughter back. Well I'm not his daughter, my sister is. He wanted me to be a guy anyway! The damn bastard I wanna rip his guts out. Then, I'll steal Jirobo and then I'll tell the Akatsuki that they are lousy stupid criminals and I punch in their faces. I can see it now! Kisame bleeding smurfs! Hahahaha!!!!" I ranted. "Then I'll become best friends with Konan and then set her up on a date with Pein. AWWWW! Such a cute couple! Then I'll get Sasori to kiss Deidara and they'll be a cute couple. Itachi can be a loner forever... Kisame can date a fish. I'll get Zetsu to date a Venus flytrap. Uh, I'm missing Hidan and Kakazu. Hm, they'd make such a cute pair!!! AWWW! Tobi. I fucking kick his ass in! That bastard! Then I'll make Tobi watch 2 Girls One Cup, then Human Centipede! That'll show the douche!" I was rambling on and my facial expressions changing. I managed to hold Suki the whole time though. "I'll also have a swear-off with Hidan. Yup, that'll be fun." I sighed in content.