A/N: My version of the Harley Quinn story! (Not the real story!) Harley X Joker
Harleen Quinnzel was driving home from Arkham Asylum one night. As her car broke down she walked around trying to find help.
She runs into a strange man wearing a hoo...
Harley and Joker rode around the city of Gotham, having a blast. This was the best day of Harleys life. "So Harels, you havin' fun?" Joker aaked. Harley was sitting in the front seat, her legs were propped up on the dash of the car, she was smiling. "Yep!" Harley replied. Joker turned around around a sharp curve. "Say, what can I call you? Joker?" Harley aaked. Joker was smiling. "You can call me Mister J."Joker replied. Harley's hair was blowing threw the wind. Joker was looking at her. "This is the best night if my life Mistah J!" Harley laughed. Then Joker stomped on the breaks and stopped the car. He got out and so did Harley. They were in front of a big building that looked abandoned. Joker and Harley got out of the car and walked to the boarded up entrance of the abandoned building. The boards on the door didn't look like they were nailed in very well. Joker pulled each board off, one by one. When he finally got them all off he and Harley walked in. Harley felt a shiver run down her back ad she walked in. Joker led her to an old metal, rusted stair case. They both walked carefully up the stairs. Harley heard the groans of stair case as they walked on it. Joker finally stopped, he was standing on a flat platform in front of a huge vat of acid. He then turned around and asked,"Would you live with me?" Harley nodded her head yes quickly. Harley absolutely loved the Joker. "Yes, I would!" Harley smiled. Joker shook his finger at her and got close to her face. Joker's blue eyes met Harley's also blue eyes. They were merely inches apart from each other. Joker then spoke in a deep, raspy voice,"Careful." Harley back away slowly, Joker did as well. "Before I help you, let me ask you a few questions." Joker said as he circled around Harley. "Are you insane like me? Been in pain like me?" Joker asked as he got closer to her. "Well, have you?" Joker asked. Harley was a little scared. She hadn't really seen joker act this way towards her. "I don't know." She replied. Joker smiled and whispered in her left ear,"Don't worry my Harlequin, I'll fix that." That was the last thing she had heard before Joker pushed her into one of the vat of acid. Harley was screaming and begging for him to save her, he just stood at the edge. Then when her screams stopped he dived in with her. All of the color from Harley's outfit as gone. Her skin was a ghostly pale and her makeup was running. Joker let out a laugh. Then he picked her up and carried her out of the pool of acid.
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Joker laid her down on the platform and put a finger up to her neck, she was still breathing and alive. Joker smiled to himself. Then he spoke to himself, "Well, looks like you are in pain, we'll just have to wait and see if you're insane."
