The Babysitter {Frerard}

*Love ya, cunt.*

Frank's POV unless said otherwise. I wrote this ages ago but I needed to get "To The End" updated and shit. It's nearly over btw. Anyway. Enjoyyyy.

I love school.

I don't know why, I just do. I know it sounds strange coming from a bisexual emo kid with tattoos and piercings, but school is great.

I'm the most popular guy in school, mainly because I beat up the jocks on the first day and everyone loved me for it, turns out they were the bullies, people pretended to like them because they were shit scared of them. I hope that's not the case with me. 

I only started in my school at the beginning of the year- I usually don't last over a month at schools. I'm that punk kid who always gets into trouble with teachers and other students. I'm the kid who "stops other pupils learning." Because of my "distractive behaviour."

Bullshit.

If anything I make their learning more enjoyable. I teach younger kids that what the teachers tell you is all complete and utter bullshit. They won't need any of it when they get out of school.

Which is true.

How am I supposed to pay bills using Pythagoras's Theorem? Or write and analysis of Curley's fucking Wife?

Exactly.

The bitch can fool around if she wants to. It's not like Curley's paying any attention.

I got expelled from my last school because I punched a teacher in the face for telling me shit they think they know about me.

Teachers are always doing that. They think they know everything when they know fuck all.

"You're just a rebel without a cause."
I have a cause. It's society with their fucked up "rules".

"You might be the apple of your parents eyes but to me you're still the same as everyone else."
I'm not the same as everyone else.. That's the point. Normally society would love to throw people like me into a ditch and just forget about them. I'm probably one of the only people who are open about their lifestyle and music taste and don't get at least name called for it.

Dickheads.

"You're parents did a bad job in raising you, what would they say when they hear the foul mouth you've got?"

"Do you kiss you're mother with that mouth."

"You're probably just wanting approval from your parents, that's why you've been acting out."  

WHY THE FUCK ARE TEACHERS OBSESSED WITH MY PARENTS!?

Why can't they just leave my parents alone. They have nothing to do with me.

"He probably has no idea what he's doing with his life and likes to take it out on people who actually know."
Again, another bullshit quote from a teacher who thinks they know everything. Like, seriously? Why would I tell you anything about my life anyway?

I know exactly what I'm doing though. I'm doing other people.

I take sex to a whole other level. I've never had a proper relationship before and I don't plan to. I have major trust issues. You can thank my lovely farther for that.

Love ya, cunt.

The closest I've been to an actual relationship is the friends with benefits thing I have with my best friend, Pete. Pete's been my best friend throughout all of the schools I've been to. It's only now that we actually finally go to the same school. We met at a weird school thing where all the schools in the area get together for some shitty summer fair. We put laxatives in people's drinks when we were ten. We've been friends ever since.

The one thing I dedicate my soul to though, is music. I love to play guitar. Unfortunately, mine broke because I got a little too enthusiastic when I was practicing with mine and Pete's band, Fall Out Romance. I'm trying to get a part time job to save up money for it. I would ask my mum but, you know.. I don't want to be killed.

My mum isn't into the creative side of life. He's all about science and maths and shit. It's boring. He doesn't even know that I take art. She thinks I'm taking Spanish. Ha, no.

It took me ages to convince him to let me take music. I'm only taking art as an easy option. All I have to do is just sit in class for an hour and draw. Simple. I usually skip every other lessons apart from Art, Music and P.E.

P.E in my school is different from P.E in normal schools. It's just a free lesson to fuck about with your mates. What more could you want?

Hehe. Three books at the same time. Wow. I can barely handle two as it is. Anyway, I have a feeling this is going to be my favourite of the three. Just sayin. If this is out im guessing To The End is nearly over.
:(((((

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